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jeff1000man 11-03-2007 02:28 PM

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As usuall, This guy can't beleive his eyes.

txlefty 11-03-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2326322)
Georges new father-n-law

i think I just threw up in my mouth !!!:snide::drool:

That's all kinds of wrong !!!!:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 11-03-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2326339)
i think I just threw up in my mouth !!!:snide::drool:

That's all kinds of wrong !!!!:ernaehrung004:

THat's your boy!!!! :hitfan:

jeff1000man 11-03-2007 02:54 PM

What time are ya'll heading over to the wedding?

I think we are leaving my house at 5:45.

tomtbone1993 11-03-2007 04:36 PM

Well I geuss I am going to do it. I will have one vagina for the rest of my life. Atleast my brother will still have his balls. He is the coolest sob to ever walk on this planet. I am lucky to have such a awesome brother. Now that I am getting married I can tell everyone how I really feal. I think spk1 trojan man and wstultz are all butt pirates. Jeffman andy and lefty all take it in the can.

The good news about getting married is that I can use her as an excuse to not take my boat out and run out of gas.:circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-048:

boatman22 11-03-2007 05:07 PM

Congrats....See you in an hour.....:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 11-03-2007 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2326400)
Well I geuss I am going to do it. I will have one vagina for the rest of my life. Atleast my brother will still have his balls. He is the coolest sob to ever walk on this planet. I am lucky to have such a awesome brother. Now that I am getting married I can tell everyone how I really feal. I think spk1 trojan man and wstultz are all butt pirates. Jeffman and lefty all take it in the can.

The good news about getting married is that I can use her as an excuse to not take my boat out and run out of gas.:circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-048:

you boys with brothers need to log out!!!

jeff1000man 11-03-2007 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2326400)
Well I geuss I am going to do it. I will have one vagina for the rest of my life. Atleast my brother will still have his balls. He is the coolest sob to ever walk on this planet. I am lucky to have such a awesome brother. Now that I am getting married I can tell everyone how I really feal. I think spk1 trojan man and wstultz are all butt pirates. Jeffman andy and lefty all take it in the can.

The good news about getting married is that I can use her as an excuse to not take my boat out and run out of gas

Predictions for tonight:

Tbone will cry
Joew will leave his tooth is a wine glass
Wednessday will tell Letfy what he will do and when he is allowed to do it.
Trojan- Man will piss off his date because he will be trying to hook up with someone elses.
Spk1 and Creed will DEVOUR the buffet
Wstultz will have to leave early - As Usuall
Boatman22 will eat a half box of Cigars
Jeff1000man wil spend a comfortable night in a suite at the Mariott and might or might not get laid, but he is used to it.

(at least the pillows will be soft)

Everyone suite up and get ready to go.







"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE" :ernaehrung004::party-smiley-048::circle::food-smiley-009:

bigandy 11-04-2007 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2326419)
Predictions for tonight:

Tbone will cry
Joew will leave his tooth is a wine glass
Wednessday will tell Letfy what he will do and when he is allowed to do it.
Trojan- Man will piss off his date because he will be trying to hook up with someone elses.
Spk1 and Creed will DEVOUR the buffet
Wstultz will have to leave early - As Usuall
Boatman22 will eat a half box of Cigars
Jeff1000man wil spend a comfortable night in a suite at the Mariott and might or might not get laid, but he is used to it.

(at least the pillows will be soft)

Everyone suite up and get ready to go.







"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE" :ernaehrung004::party-smiley-048::circle::food-smiley-009:

that was right on the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Time 11-04-2007 09:39 AM

:D Congratulations Tom!! Like me, you are now officially PU$$Y Whipped!! Would you like to go out on a double date sometime? :D


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