Update from the Lone Monkey transportation.....He just passed the Miss Gieco boat with several others on the turnpike by Pensicola. Called Willis to let him know that his OL just blew by Miss Gieco. He is a real bastard, but there is no place I'd rather be than right here at work.

I just learned that I had my own private security guard unti 4 am.

Wonder what they charged for that?

Do you think your date hired him ?????

WHy, she went home with Boatman from what I heard.

Is Boatman the black man-kini bandit ????? Sources are still out

I was a good boy....just sleap in the same room....she didn't want to go to jail.....

You must have me confussed with someone else......

YOU ALL TAKE IT IN THE CAN!

Morning fools!
Drive being delivered this morning! If all goes well, hopefully burning gas on Thursday!

Everyone try to have a good day!

Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized. A year later they meet again.

The first man says, 'My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at
McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?'

The second man replies, 'F-uck you, towelhead."