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bigandy 12-01-2007 11:29 AM

monster trucks at lone star convention center or dirt cars at Gator Speedway??? we need to hear some engines run, get liquored up and then start working on the banana!!!

oh yeah those of you not at work turn on skinemax, spies like us is on!!!

bigandy 12-01-2007 11:37 AM

The TIREMAX "Thunderslam" Monster Truck Spectacular & WILLIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION!!
7:30 PM 1 nite only
AMP Live Events
The Lone Star Expo Center
Gates open at 6 pm
Tickets are available at TIREMAX locations in Conroe, The Woodlands, Spring, also at all Ticketmaster Locations & at the box office the night of the show.
VIP Advance Tickets (The Best Seats in the House) $25
Adult Tickets bought in advance: $17 Adult Tickets at the door: $20
Kids (2-12)Tickets bought in advance: $12 Kids Tickets at door: $15
Kids 2 & under are FREE
1st 500 Kids get a Free Toy Monster Truck & come early and ride in a real Monster Truck.

tomtbone1993 12-01-2007 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2355373)
.. we need to concentrate on what this threads real purpose is, discussing how mush mouth can be with the most ghetto cum dumpster on the planet and still not got any

please explain more??????:eek::cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 12-01-2007 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2355458)
please explain more??????:eek::cool-smiley-011:

no explanation... just bustin jeffs balls because i ran out of short jokes for buyuboy, wait just thought of one!!!

Buyuboy is so short...... you can see his feet in his drivers license picture!!!!!!!!!!! :)

tomtbone1993 12-01-2007 01:01 PM

must be a sister ship of "smoke this"

http://www.boatman.com/images/J_Rosa...n%20vessel.pdf

BY U BOY 12-01-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2355467)
no explanation... just bustin jeffs balls because i ran out of short jokes for buyuboy, wait just thought of one!!!

Buyuboy is so short...... you can see his feet in his drivers license picture!!!!!!!!!!! :)

your momma is so old her drivers license picture was on a dinosaur.

joew. 12-01-2007 03:59 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BENNE...QQcmdZViewItem

Trojan man

bigandy 12-01-2007 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2355539)
your momma is so old her drivers license picture was on a dinosaur.

buyuboy is so dumb he would write that...
and his momma so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin...
his daddy so old his drivers license number is 5.....
his momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.....
his momma is so fat her teeth have stretch marks....
his daddy is so old he owes jesus a nickel....
his momma so old she gave Fred Flintstone a blow job....
his sister so ugly his mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her!!!

joew. 12-01-2007 05:29 PM

You homo's all take it in the can.

spk1 12-01-2007 06:29 PM

Wheres the afterparty going to be tonight? :evilb::evilb:


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