monster trucks at lone star convention center or dirt cars at Gator Speedway??? we need to hear some engines run, get liquored up and then start working on the banana!!!

oh yeah those of you not at work turn on skinemax, spies like us is on!!!

The TIREMAX "Thunderslam" Monster Truck Spectacular & WILLIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION!!
7:30 PM 1 nite only
AMP Live Events
The Lone Star Expo Center
Gates open at 6 pm
Tickets are available at TIREMAX locations in Conroe, The Woodlands, Spring, also at all Ticketmaster Locations & at the box office the night of the show.
VIP Advance Tickets (The Best Seats in the House) $25
Adult Tickets bought in advance: $17 Adult Tickets at the door: $20
Kids (2-12)Tickets bought in advance: $12 Kids Tickets at door: $15
Kids 2 & under are FREE
1st 500 Kids get a Free Toy Monster Truck & come early and ride in a real Monster Truck.

please explain more??????

no explanation... just bustin jeffs balls because i ran out of short jokes for buyuboy, wait just thought of one!!!

Buyuboy is so short...... you can see his feet in his drivers license picture!!!!!!!!!!!

must be a sister ship of "smoke this"

http://www.boatman.com/images/J_Rosa...n%20vessel.pdf

your momma is so old her drivers license picture was on a dinosaur.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BENNE...QQcmdZViewItem

Trojan man

buyuboy is so dumb he would write that...
and his momma so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin...
his daddy so old his drivers license number is 5.....
his momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.....
his momma is so fat her teeth have stretch marks....
his daddy is so old he owes jesus a nickel....
his momma so old she gave Fred Flintstone a blow job....
his sister so ugly his mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her!!!

You homo's all take it in the can.

Wheres the afterparty going to be tonight?