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On Time 12-21-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2379675)
Let's get a Limo Bus and make everyones party....Make mine last so you won't drink as much BOOZE:ernaehrung004:

I hope it won't be a weiner bus...

tomtbone1993 12-21-2007 11:42 AM

i like the limo idea:):)

Tbone & Ms. Tbone

JoeW & Ms. JoeW

Jeff

WStultz & Ms. WStultz

Spk1

Colter

Papa Tbone

Lefty

Trojan & Ms. Trojan

Beak & Ms. Beak

Boatman & Ms. Boatman

bigandy & Ms. Bigandy

19 people, may need 2 limos who else am I missin for the Club 105 Christmas ralley???

Trojan-man 12-21-2007 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2379732)
i like the limo idea:):)

Tbone & Ms. Tbone

JoeW & Ms. JoeW

Jeff

WStultz & Ms. WStultz

Spk1

Colter

Papa Tbone

Lefty

Trojan & Ms. Trojan

Beak & Ms. Beak

Boatman & Ms. Boatman

bigandy & Ms. Bigandy

19 people, may need 2 limos who else am I missin for the Club 105 Christmas ralley???

Trojan & Ms. trojan and wstultz & mrs. wstultz might have to meet you guys at the second party.....we have to go to pops's party first.

tomtbone1993 12-21-2007 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2379757)
Trojan & Ms. trojan and wstultz & mrs. wstultz might have to meet you guys at the second party.....we have to go to pops's party first.

I figured we would all just crash your pops party tooooooo:cool:

BY U BOY 12-21-2007 01:18 PM

sounds like i am going to miss a hell of a night:(:(:(

tomtbone1993 12-21-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2379813)
sounds like i am going to miss a hell of a night:(:(:(

Go spend some good time with your pops, I am sure some one in are group will pick up your slack and take all the Jello shots......it still won't be the same with out you there:(:(

BY U BOY 12-21-2007 02:12 PM

point of no return
 
http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.h...olor=%23000000

boatman22 12-21-2007 03:48 PM

This is funny:ernaehrung004:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...83#post2379983

tomtbone1993 12-21-2007 04:07 PM

Best of the BS thread April 07 until page 47


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2079600)
Hey thanks for the save from the rich, hot chick with huge bombs that you didnt sleep with,,,,,,,,,,, no really thanks!!!

oh and can you explain the bases to me again, because if "homerun" is sleeping outside in a lawnchair while everyone was in the hot tub in there underwear, what is 1st, 2nd and third?

But seriously, i do sincerely appreciate the ride home, i would have hated waking up in a strange house, and having to do the walk of shame looking like a glazed donut and smelling like crawfish from some random chick.


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2080087)
I did save ya! 2 husbands, 3 kids, 3 different daddies, and looking for number 4....the only way that HO' has any money is on her back! Just lookin out for ya! That piece of AZZ will cost ya 18 years hard workin!


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2080278)
Letterman's Top 10 Lines Lefty uses on woman

10) I get free beer at Bw3's

9) Your 16 right?

8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999

7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer

6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar

5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty

4) I live on the Lake

3) I do not discrimate against age

2) I own a 38 Foutain

AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................
I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz..



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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2080419)
For the record Jeff has NO GAME and should not be allowed to reproduce. Better yet, he shoul not be allowed to speak without at least thinking about what he was going to say for 30 minutes!


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2080573)
I just pissed my self. That is fin awsome!!!!!!!!!


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2080606)
Im still looking for one of those tennis ball machine guns on Ebay. :evilb:


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2080640)
Tom we need to save today in the archive for days that it is slow and need a quick pick me up


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2081191)
TROJAN..........MAAAAAAN !!!!! Looks like I gotta stop by to keep that crap talk down to a minimum.


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2081213)
all of you go to bed, i mean seriuosly. i drove by three bars tonight that were empty trying to get a drink, if we are going to be awake at 12:30 grow a sack and go to the bar


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081568)
Hey Jeff, I'm going to need you to officially change your screen name From Jeff1000man to MUSH MOUTH, and then everything will be O B K B!


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081774)
I will no longer respond to your comments until you refer to yourself as Mush Mouth!


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081835)
Man I just changed the password. How did you get back in?


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2081857)
Jeff when you get ready to sell your boat is OSO going to make you put it in the NON- performance section???


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081894)
Quit changing my password ass


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081900)
:stupid:

Hey DUMBASS if I had your password wouldn't you think I could post under your screen name?


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081900)
:
Hey DUMBASS if I had your password wouldn't you think I could post under your screen name?


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2084413)
Sorry I am late to the discussion.....can someone tell me how Lefty went to papas with two girls in his boat and came back with two guys, one who fell his drunk ass in the water and the other was making out with a marina pole for an hour? Classic...

Is sounds just like a night with Jeff1000 except for the girls part.......:evilb: :evilb:

ps. 70 mph s-turns at 2 in the morning was awesome, wish the pics would have turned out.

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wstultz 12-21-2007 04:27 PM

Nice!


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