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Old 12-21-2007 | 04:29 PM
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Old 12-21-2007 | 04:30 PM
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'No Refusal' DWI Initiative Get Warrants In Minutes
By Elizabeth Scarborough

POSTED: 7:24 am CST December 21, 2007


HOUSTON -- Officers are hitting the streets during the holidays in search of impaired drivers, KPRC Local 2 reported Thursday.

Houston police Officer Paul Lassalle works on the Driving While Intoxicated task force. He's out on the roads looking for drunken drivers every day, but starting Dec. 21 he's getting some extra help.

The holiday initiative is called "Over the Limit, Under Arrest", and goes through Jan. 1.

On every shift, police will have 10 extra officers in cruisers patrolling with one mission: to detect impaired drivers on the roads.

Lassalle said the officers be looking for certain driving cues.

"Driving on the wrong part of the road, going over the center line, things like that," he said.

Police Chief Harold Hurtt announced Thursday that his officers will be teaming up with the Harris County District Attorney's Office and area judges to create "no refusal" nights.

On those random three nights, the department will have a volunteer judge on call.

"We can go to the judge and get a search warrant in about 15 minutes," Hurtt said. "Then we'll have a nurse, have blood drawn and have it tested."

Police said about 50 percent of drivers refuse to be tested for alcohol.

"We lead the nation in alcohol-related fatalities," Lassalle said.

Officials said there have been 225 fatal car wrecks in Houston in 2007 and 60 percent of them were alcohol-related.
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Old 12-21-2007 | 04:39 PM
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Nice compilation!!! funny stuff!! Whats up for tonight?!? Its cocktail time on the skank!! Where are all the white women at???
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Old 12-21-2007 | 05:03 PM
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Those two will be wheeling and dealing all year and the superchargers will still be sitting on my work bench.
ARE THEY STILL ON YOUR WORK BENCH
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Old 12-21-2007 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
Could be worse! I bet you'd hate looking for a job a whole lot more!
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Old 12-21-2007 | 05:18 PM
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i think Jeff could have gotten laid with my throwbacks:ilb:
Originally Posted by joew.
no,,, probly not:
Originally Posted by spk1
will I go to hell if I go to a strip club on good friday?:dnk:
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
"Life on the Houthboat"

Andy is still in underroos underwear with his computer split screen between porn, ebay, and oso at 5:00. Occasionally he peaks out the blinds of his houthboat to see if he can beat off to any dock talent while talking trash on oso. he cannot do this until he cleans up the drool spot on the floor of the kitchen wear he passed out last night with his pants around his ankle. Good times....... ps. I am jealous too
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
didn't they make a movie about Jeff1000? I think he is just putting the puzzy on a pedestal :imp:
Originally Posted by bigandy
thats the best $50 a month for my lil' verizon aircard, now if i could just get someone to bring me some food, the only people that deliver to the boat is pizza.... and we did that last night.

somebody bring me some dirties and a cheeseburger and i will let you stay on the Skanktuary and party with the girls you brought me..........
Originally Posted by joew.
And as an added bonus. Anyone that stays on the skanktuary gets a life time supply of CRABS::
Originally Posted by spk1
hehe
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Lasserrrr! dayumm dont get drunk hehe who knows what may happen to ya.
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
wade is at home talking dirty to black betty....and he has out a can of jiff peanut butter, so we won't hear from him for awhile
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
that has been my picture before you started going bald:bu




not only am I the president, I am also a client for Hair Club for Men.


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Originally Posted by wstultz
There was a misterious big white missle parked at the dock @ Papas. It had old drunk fat guys hanging off of it, proclaiming their love for each other. They were also screaming obsinities to the hot young ladies walking by. Stuff like, "Hey I have a Hummer" , and "musi mushi mushi Land o' lakes." It was really weird.
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I love beer like a fat kid loves cake.
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
As an added note. Boat probably still won't break 79.
Originally Posted by joew.
Must be a typo, 59
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Phuckin Hate Customers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by wstultz
Give me two of those, four of those, and a box of those naked lady tees. Oh, look at this hat! I bet you buy this hat and you get a free bowl of soup, looks good on you though.
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
WHY MUST YOU SPEAK TO US IN CAPS? ARE YOU ANGRY WITH US.....::
Originally Posted by joew.
Who the fu(k pulled your string????

Originally Posted by txlefty
Damn you know I've always been a little s-l-o-w.....:dol:
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Your fired, hit the bricks pal because you can't sell chit, you ain't worth chit, you are chit, your outa here....:elb:
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Originally Posted by spk1
Oh yea,, and carefull,, I think those nachos stick to the inner lining of your stomach, :dol:

Originally Posted by boatman22
Tough crowd..When I move to Montgomery Co. I guess I better watch out

Originally Posted by bigandy
Tbone, do you take your own pool stick to the pool hall and lose there too
or did you just not know they have balls there that anyone can use???

Does tbones ( big Earn McCracken's ) ball have a rose in it??

just wondering since all of you homer's just have the internet and nobody cant call nobody to let nobody know what all you nobodies is doing.

Originally Posted by txlefty
Maybe someone should get your mom's old bowling towel and you can use it as a blankie! Maybe make Tommy Wommbie feel better! :s:


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Could be worse! I bet you'd hate looking for a job a whole lot more! :

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Old 12-21-2007 | 05:30 PM
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I am glad you got it and not BY U Boy.......that would have been way to much boat for him....The funny thing is you guys look alike, but you appear to be 24 inches taller then BY U

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Old 12-21-2007 | 06:04 PM
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Alright boys I'm going to head to the swamp. Yall have a very Merry Christmas,and be safe at all the parties. Sorry i can't make them.
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Old 12-21-2007 | 06:12 PM
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Alright boys I'm going to head to the swamp. Yall have a very Merry Christmas,and be safe at all the parties. Sorry i can't make them.
Have a safe trip buddy
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Old 12-21-2007 | 06:59 PM
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ARE THEY STILL ON YOUR WORK BENCH
Yes they are. First person to bring me $200 gets em'.
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