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Trojan-man 01-06-2008 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2395330)
I need to figure out a way to make the same money without working Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays.

Any ideas? I say let's open a topless club on the Lake, accessable by boat, with our wives, girlfriends, mothers and mistresses as the initial workforce donating their time and talent as dancers, waitresses, etc. until we have enough $ to hire real ones. BigAndy can loan us the seed money to get started!

Great idea !! It has been talked about before, however, there will be no stripclubs in montgomery county according to some bigwig sheriff or something.

in any case, I nominate my old lady to make samiches and cookies, this will also keep her in the back away from the business end :cool-smiley-027:

And yes, I bet that 3 1984 cadillacs, 2 nonrunning jeeps, 1 duece, 2 1979 chevy blazers, and a plethera of various boat types running and non-running will be some sweet seed money :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

boatman22 01-06-2008 05:35 PM

Wade, you still have some I-beams you want to sell? I need one about 12' long.:cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 01-06-2008 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2395601)
Wade, you still have some I-beams you want to sell? I need one about 12' long.:cool-smiley-027:

Sure. Come out here and check them out when you get the chance. It might be cheaper and easier to just order them from Mueller but you are welcome to come look. Better yet, I might have to order some more steel from them so we could just combine the order and split the delivery cost. Whatever works best for you. You're only like 15 minutes from me aren't you?

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2395601)
Wade, you still have some I-beams you want to sell? I need one about 12' long.:cool-smiley-027:

Yeah and while you are there, pick up my gauges from inside the banana and powder coat the rims platinum for me :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: that would be thuper :D:D

bigandy 01-06-2008 07:01 PM

Bizzaro World,

We visited bizzaro world the other day. In bizzaro world everything is backwards from what it should be. In bizzaro world the six foot girls sit on the most unlikely guys lap. In bizzaro world after the unlikely gentlemen disapears for 2 hours with the six foot hottie he sits down with a smile on his face and says to his friends, damn that is the sweetest pu$$y i ever ate.

I hope that i dont visit bizarro world again for a while!!

tomtbone1993 01-06-2008 11:17 PM

Its time to get this thread back on track.

The subject will be American Gladiators:)

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 11:58 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2395706)
Bizzaro World,

We visited bizzaro world the other day. In bizzaro world everything is backwards from what it should be. In bizzaro world the six foot girls sit on the most unlikely guys lap. In bizzaro world after the unlikely gentlemen disapears for 2 hours with the six foot hottie he sits down with a smile on his face and says to his friends, damn that is the sweetest pu$$y i ever ate.

I hope that i dont visit bizarro world again for a while!!

:evilb::evilb::hitfan:

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 11:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2395985)
Its time to get this thread back on track.

The subject will be American Gladiators:)

how did lazer do ??

boatman22 01-07-2008 07:16 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2395624)
Yeah and while you are there, pick up my gauges from inside the banana and powder coat the rims platinum for me :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: that would be thuper :D:D

Get me the Platinum powder and I'll do it....Here is where I buy powder from...but any brand you want to buy is fine.

http://www.caswellplating.com/powder/index.html

On Time 01-07-2008 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2395581)
Great idea !! It has been talked about before, however, there will be no stripclubs in montgomery county according to some bigwig sheriff or something.

in any case, I nominate my old lady to make samiches and cookies, this will also keep her in the back away from the business end :cool-smiley-027:

And yes, I bet that 3 1984 cadillacs, 2 nonrunning jeeps, 1 duece, 2 1979 chevy blazers, and a plethera of various boat types running and non-running will be some sweet seed money :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

Allright then. Lets pitch in on a HOOTERS franchise. We'll put it at Water Point.


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