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[QUOTE=joew.;2406500][QUOTE=Trojan-man;2405905]chit I would actually get married if my old lady, or ex old lady, or whatever she is, would adapt to that program....or even admit that boating might be alittle bit enjoyable and fun

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Funny she loves bajas and mainships.:party-smiley-004::eek:

Must be a "trojan" thing:rolleyes:

That is weird, she told me she would come out more, except for the bajas and mainships....:evilb: ......something about capt. caos too.....:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man

01-15-2008 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405999)

I will give you a hint, it rimes with haha, it has cruiser like amenities, you can mix margaritas in 6' swells, and it has an abundance of teal on it :QUOTE]

I have chosen to delete my counter attack. After all I have the cruiser, the speed boat, the girl, and room for Casey on any of them

I am looking to get into a center consloe with one of my investors I do lawn work for. What do you guys think would be better a donzi 38' or pro line 34' ????:rolleyes:

I am sure you can take Casey from papas with you where ever you go, he would probably like that. But I don't think you have room for my Kacey's sassy mouth on any of them :hitfan: Ten minutes of that, and you would be bringing her back to the dock :evilb:

oh by the way, welcome to the cruiser/speedboat/girl club......it has been lonely in here with only me and bigandy for along time :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

Trojan-man

01-15-2008 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2406688)

Aint no party like a housthe boat party cause a housthe boat party dont stopp. :evilb:

oh yeah it stops when one of three things happen:

1.) Bigandy scares the girls 1 by 1 because he doesnt see the problem with grabbing random boobies and arses

2.) Bigandy drunk feeds himself and stabs himself in the eye with a chicken tender soaked in ranch, therefore limiting the driveability of the houthboat :evilb:

3.) Bigandy decides he is leaving eldos with the boat in reverse, but the houthboat is still tied up :evilb:

number 2 is my favorite :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

spk1	01-15-2008 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2406699)

4) knot on bow cleat comes loose when big andy pulls the line real hard and the drunk balancing act begins.

5) when big andy mistakenly eats parsley and wakes out of his drunk eating coma at ihop.

On Time

01-15-2008 10:39 AM

Time to wake up, guys!!! It's a brand new day!!!

BY U BOY

01-15-2008 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2407052)

Time to wake up, guys!!! It's a brand new day!!!

Looks like they had a good time last night.

jeff1000man

01-15-2008 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405785)

Is my name Jeff???? I don't think so.:hitfan::D

Considering, I am actually in the truck to pick up me 3RD boat in less than a year, I don't beleive that is a fair statement.

You may speak again when you buy something.

jeff1000man

01-15-2008 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2406081)

How much HP will a 502 with a B&M 250 make?

What do you care, SarahCooper is not letting you get a bigger engine or a blower any time soon.:evilb:

BY U BOY

01-15-2008 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2407093)

Considering, I am actually in the truck to pick up me 3RD boat in less than a year, I don't beleive that is a fair statement.

You may speak again when you buy something.

Yes but how many people did you call and jack off before you bought each boat????:party-smiley-004::evilb:

Which one are you going to pick up?

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