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Yeah 3500 lbs of hot, sweaty, big tittied, huge azz, cheese fries eatin lovin! Too bad it was only 5 girls, one of which was throwin' gang signs resembling the universal sign for vagina! If Jeff would have sent them over a couple appitizers, he could have had a Roman Orgy and been the main course! It looked like a Jenny Craig drop out party! :evilb::party-smiley-048:

nice, real nice..... i bet jeffro snuck them a number submerged in queso dip :cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027: sounds like i missed good times

boatman22

01-19-2008 12:22 PM

Ok I'm up and ready to have another drink.....:Whatever:

boatman22

01-19-2008 12:23 PM

Jeff you could have all those mountian Women last night if you had just bought them some CHEESE FRIES:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY

01-19-2008 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2412895)

Even the Hummer couldn't have gotten all of that azz to the house.

I don't think the suspension on the Hummer could have handled the on in the red:cool-smiley-011:

boatman22

01-19-2008 12:24 PM

Jeff you ready to hang some steel.....I have beer!:p

jeff1000man

01-19-2008 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2412909)

Jeff you ready to hang some steel.....I have beer!:p

I will call you in a minute after I figure out the rest of the plan for the day.

txlefty

01-19-2008 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2412908)

I don't think the suspension on the Hummer could have handled the on in the red:cool-smiley-011:

Once they started shakin and dancin' it looked like a out of control Jell-o truck ! If you can hang on it would be hellva ride! You'd normally have to pay $38.50 at Six Flags for that kinda of thrill ride! :party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man

01-19-2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2412909)

Jeff you ready to hang some steel.....I have beer!:p

You could answer the damn phone

txlefty

01-19-2008 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2412912)

I will call you in a minute after I figure out the rest of the plan for the day.

I'm sure your day planner if FULL! You might need to wait by the phone... Dale Jr. may call and need a new crew chief! :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

01-19-2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2412924)

I'm sure your day planner if FULL! You might need to wait by the phone... Dale Jr. may call and need a new crew chief! :party-smiley-004:

I told Alex he could come wash the cars today, forgeting that I had a prior obligation to Roper to help him finish the garage.

On a side note........

Eat a Di(k :evilb:

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