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01-19-2008 | 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty

Yeah 3500 lbs of hot, sweaty, big tittied, huge azz, cheese fries eatin lovin! Too bad it was only 5 girls, one of which was throwin' gang signs resembling the universal sign for vagina! If Jeff would have sent them over a couple appitizers, he could have had a Roman Orgy and been the main course! It looked like a Jenny Craig drop out party!

nice, real nice..... i bet jeffro snuck them a number submerged in queso dip

sounds like i missed good times

01-19-2008 | 12:22 PM

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Ok I'm up and ready to have another drink.....

01-19-2008 | 12:23 PM

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Jeff you could have all those mountian Women last night if you had just bought them some CHEESE FRIES

01-19-2008 | 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man

Even the Hummer couldn't have gotten all of that azz to the house.

I don't think the suspension on the Hummer could have handled the on in the red

01-19-2008 | 12:24 PM

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Jeff you ready to hang some steel.....I have beer!

01-19-2008 | 12:32 PM

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Jeff you ready to hang some steel.....I have beer!

I will call you in a minute after I figure out the rest of the plan for the day.

01-19-2008 | 12:33 PM

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I don't think the suspension on the Hummer could have handled the on in the red

Once they started shakin and dancin' it looked like a out of control Jell-o truck ! If you can hang on it would be hellva ride! You'd normally have to pay $38.50 at Six Flags for that kinda of thrill ride!

01-19-2008 | 12:36 PM

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Jeff you ready to hang some steel.....I have beer!

You could answer the damn phone

01-19-2008 | 12:38 PM

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I will call you in a minute after I figure out the rest of the plan for the day.

I'm sure your day planner if FULL! You might need to wait by the phone... Dale Jr. may call and need a new crew chief!

01-19-2008 | 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty

I'm sure your day planner if FULL! You might need to wait by the phone... Dale Jr. may call and need a new crew chief!

I told Alex he could come wash the cars today, forgeting that I had a prior obligation to Roper to help him finish the garage.

On a side note........

Eat a Di(k