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jeff1000man 01-24-2008 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RunninHotRacing158 (Post 2419688)

u mean :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026::evilb:

Did the new girl get moved in all snug and cozy. Or I mean, did you move into the new girl all snug and cozy?

We want pics of her. :D

RunninHotRacing163.1 01-24-2008 07:17 PM

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Did the new girl get moved in all snug and cozy. Or I mean, did you move into the new girl all snug and cozy?

Snug & Cozy is good !!!!!! REAL GOOD !!!!!! She (Krissy) will be her tomorrow and i hired the movers and they'll move her things in Sat . Pinky is in Palm Beach at one of her g/fs till monday and she will be soooo surprized . I told her on the phone tuesday and she sounded a lil Pizzed but she'll get over it . :cool-smiley-011:

joew. 01-24-2008 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2419138)
You guys would have a better turnout if you changed the Outlaw Challenge to an Antique Boat Show :hitfan:

That was funny the first time you said it:cool:



Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2419146)
:evilb:evil evil

When you get done jerking him off You might want to look at your hull ID.

:evilb:

spk1 01-24-2008 07:36 PM

IM baaack,,, It seems to take twice as long to get from vegas to houston,, when you take this caddy,, the navigation system seems to trick you into going to every strip club on the way home,, On another note,, I got laid twice,, just on the drive home,,,,, the car works :cool-smiley-027: , I would like to thank the bartendress, and the chilis waitress in Elpaso, it seems mexican chicks love cadilliacs,, while she was blowing me, she said Tbone is a homo if he thinks this is a chicks car. :evilb:

joew. 01-24-2008 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419752)
IM baaack,,, It seems to take twice as long to get from vegas to houston,, when you take this caddy,, the navigation system seems to trick you into going to every strip club on the way home,, On another note,, I got laid twice,, just on the drive home,,,,, the car works :cool-smiley-027: , I would like to thank the bartendress, and the chilis waitress in Elpaso, it seems mexican chicks love cadilliacs,, while she was blowing me, she said Tbone is a homo if he thinks this is a chicks car. :evilb:

Jerking off in your sock when the trucker is looking does not count as sex:evilb:

masher44 01-24-2008 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2419625)
ya that is a good zing, i bet he is really hurt, he has half the engines and goes twice as fast!!!!! You really busted him....

:cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 01-24-2008 07:52 PM

WTF Spick? When do you become a spontaneous purchaser?

spk1 01-24-2008 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2419762)
Jerking off in your sock when the trucker is looking does not count as sex:evilb:

You know if I proved it to you, kim would stop talking to me, and kelly would publicly call me an ******* again,, so we will go with that version for the girls. :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 01-24-2008 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2419773)
WTF Spick? When do you become a spontaneous purchaser?

:cool-smiley-027:
Sometimes U just cant say no.

jeff1000man 01-24-2008 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2419762)
Jerking off in your sock when the trucker is looking does not count as sex:evilb:

I wonder how much he had to pay her just to go look at his cadilac. :party-smiley-004:


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