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Old 03-02-2008 | 10:13 PM
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and it will only take you 2 years to get your appliances too
and they will prolly break two weeks after that
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Old 03-02-2008 | 10:18 PM
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I want an hour meter because I PHUCKIN WANT ONE !!!!! NOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, THEN PHUCK OFF ALREADY !! I do chit right, not half a$$, and my boat is not held together with duct (duck) tape, thats why.

Mush mouth, I will teach you how to drive your boat if you find me one, then you don't have to "whine" about your boat doing a back flip every time you hit a 2' wake
There was no backflipping being done today. If anything, it will be ME showing you how to drive YOUR boat, considering you have had SO much seat time in the past DECADE.

THat little biatch bannanna boat won't even be able to stick it's head out when the shocker makes it's appearance.
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Old 03-02-2008 | 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
You will blow the motor way before you will need an oil change
Nah, I will be fine, Gregory Performance has not done any wrenching on it
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Old 03-02-2008 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
Nah, I will be fine, Gregory Performance has not done any wrenching on it
I am sure it will happen eventually. It will be almost inevitable. You will blow yours up just trying to keep up with the little Magnum that could.
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Old 03-02-2008 | 10:23 PM
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If anything, it will be ME showing you how to drive YOUR boat, considering you have had SO much seat time in the past DECADE.

THat little biatch bannanna boat won't even be able to stick it's head out when the shocker makes it's appearance.
Haven't we already had this conversation about how I have 100s of hours driving powerboats since the early 90s and the only boat you have ever owned with over a 75HP outboard was Scary Mary in which you saw about 5 hours of seat time ???

Thinking you know how to drive a boat because you think you know how to build an engine are 2 different things, lol Now go take some geritol, put on some japanese animated porn and go to bed so you can attempt to bust my balls tomorrow
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Old 03-02-2008 | 10:37 PM
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Haven't we already had this conversation about how I have 100s of hours driving powerboats since the early 90s
Sitting in your daddy's lap and holding the steering wheel does not count as seat time. That is like Spk1 telling us about having a boat that his dad owns.

Sure those statements might be verbally acurate, but we can read between the lines and see through the B.S.

Good thing this is called the BS thread.

You get your little boat in the water and we will see if your 1 million hours of driving while sitting in your daddy's lap will be sufficient enough. You better call him and get him to remind you how to do it.

Besides, Youare balder than I am and that has to be good for at lest 15mph. you might have enough power to outrun me.
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Old 03-03-2008 | 07:17 AM
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nice to see the spirit of the BS thread in full force, allthough laced with a strong overtone of homodom....

your daddy's lap...

Blow You Boy...

Jap animated porn...

But funny none the less.
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Old 03-03-2008 | 09:06 AM
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I've got a new one......"If you think you know how to do something, you're automatically an expert."
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Old 03-03-2008 | 09:14 AM
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yee haw

bring it back to life
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Old 03-03-2008 | 09:37 AM
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Nice party Friday. TOPPS Clear Lake has their 2nd meeting this Fri 7:00PM at Lance's Turtle Club on NASA 1. We'll talk about the Outlaw Challenge and there are plenty of spots open for patrol boats if any of youse guys would like to participate.
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