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tomtbone1993 03-25-2008 04:12 PM

A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Taiwanese newspaper the United Daily News reported that Cai Jinlai had been promised a stripper for his funeral if he lived to 100.

Jinlai was 103 when he died — reportedly leaving behind more than 100 "descendants."

He had died after walking about 3.1 miles to a town in Taichung County to vote in an election in the Taichung.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.

bigandy 03-25-2008 04:18 PM

good way to go

txlefty 03-25-2008 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2499120)
Anyone up for steak night?:cool-smiley-027:

I may see you guys at steak night. Any idea what time? Everyone heading to Papas?

boatman22 03-25-2008 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2499164)
You could bring your boat and sit in the engine bay:evilb::D

Yep it's so clean you can eat off the bilge...

boatman22 03-25-2008 04:51 PM

What time is everybody heading up to the Pink place.

joew. 03-25-2008 04:53 PM

I am planning on being there about 6:45.

jeff1000man 03-25-2008 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2499164)
You could bring your boat and sit in the engine bay:evilb::D

That is the ZING of the month I think.

bigandy 03-25-2008 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2499128)
Love that Avatar!!


Steaks at the lakehouse Sat eve

What part of the lake did you buy your house on?

Trojan-man 03-26-2008 03:08 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2499187)
A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Taiwanese newspaper the United Daily News reported that Cai Jinlai had been promised a stripper for his funeral if he lived to 100.

Jinlai was 103 when he died — reportedly leaving behind more than 100 "descendants."

He had died after walking about 3.1 miles to a town in Taichung County to vote in an election in the Taichung.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.

Thats not a bad way to be sent off :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

boatman22 03-26-2008 06:47 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2499384)
That is the ZING of the month I think.


and why would that be a zing?:cool-smiley-026:


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