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wstultz 04-04-2008 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2513154)
Why??? That thing will never see the lake:evilb::evilb:

Well, I'm making sure, that when it does see the lake, it doesn't spend the whole day being towed behind a cabin cruiser.:evilb:

BY U BOY 04-04-2008 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2513171)
Well, I'm making sure, that when it does see the lake, it doesn't spend the whole day being towed behind a cabin cruiser.:evilb:

:D:D:D
I still had fun that day

jeff1000man 04-04-2008 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2513171)
Well, I'm making sure, that when it does see the lake, it doesn't spend the whole day being towed behind a cabin cruiser.:evilb:

That gas would be a mixture of varnish and grain alcohol by the time you got around to using it.

wstultz 04-04-2008 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2513213)
That gas would be a mixture of varnish and grain alcohol by the time you got around to using it.

Someone sure is a big talker. If it is varnish by then, I can spank your tub and then we can raft up and drink what's left of the grain alcohol.:cool-smiley-011:

boatman22 04-04-2008 03:57 PM

I was gonna get spk1 and Wade a subscription but I didn't know their addresses:evilb:

http://www.trailerboats.com/pontoon/

BY U BOY 04-04-2008 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2513273)
I was gonna get spk1 and Wade a subscription but I didn't know their addresses:evilb:

http://www.trailerboats.com/pontoon/

Wade address is
6913 felcher ln
montgaymery Tx

spk1's is
6587 takes it in the can RD
gayveston Tx

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 04-04-2008 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2513262)
Someone sure is a big talker. If it is varnish by then, I can spank your tub and then we can raft up and drink what's left of the grain alcohol.:cool-smiley-011:

You will never spank anything except your monkey. :evilb:

I will drink whats left of the alcohol as long as you wash your hands first.

joew. 04-04-2008 04:57 PM

Well I will see you non gays at the moco cookoff.

joew. 04-04-2008 05:46 PM

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jeff1000man 04-04-2008 06:03 PM

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