Well, I'm making sure, that when it does see the lake, it doesn't spend the whole day being towed behind a cabin cruiser.

I still had fun that day

That gas would be a mixture of varnish and grain alcohol by the time you got around to using it.

Someone sure is a big talker. If it is varnish by then, I can spank your tub and then we can raft up and drink what's left of the grain alcohol.

I was gonna get spk1 and Wade a subscription but I didn't know their addresses

http://www.trailerboats.com/pontoon/

Wade address is
6913 felcher ln
montgaymery Tx

spk1's is
6587 takes it in the can RD
gayveston Tx

You will never spank anything except your monkey.

I will drink whats left of the alcohol as long as you wash your hands first.

Well I will see you non gays at the moco cookoff.

CONFUCIOUS SAY:



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Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Bad Mutha

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