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joew. 04-09-2008 02:16 PM

he hates everything unless he buys it

wstultz 04-09-2008 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2519167)
he hates everything unless he buys it

Or unless he can pump some nitrous in it.:D

jeff1000man 04-09-2008 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2519178)
Or unless he can pump some nitrous in it.:D

They make NOS for diesels, or you can use propane. :D

joew. 04-09-2008 03:03 PM

You guys are going to need to step it up to get to 20,000. That is like 50 posts a day.

BY U BOY 04-09-2008 03:04 PM

19025

joew. 04-09-2008 03:45 PM

Anyone want to go to Victory tomorrow????? We can pull a Baja:cool-smiley-027:

txriverrat2001 04-09-2008 03:45 PM

Ya'll can help this poor girl out
 
Got a gal here at the dealership who's going on a cruise with a couple of g/f's ... they're takin some walkie talkies cuz you know they can't keep from yappin for two minutes ya know - so she's sitting here asking what sexual name she should use while on her cruise -

Now I know it may sound fukked up - but when it comes to chit like this - you guys could probably do better than me -

let's hear what ya got.

joew. 04-09-2008 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2519263)
Got a gal here at the dealership who's going on a cruise with a couple of g/f's ... they're takin some walkie talkies cuz you know they can't keep from yappin for two minutes ya know - so she's sitting here asking what sexual name she should use while on her cruise -

Now I know it may sound fukked up - but when it comes to chit like this - you guys could probably do better than me -

let's hear what ya got.

Easy rider

whore bag

One can be "slutzky" and the other "cu ntch" (starzky and hutch)

Just a few off the top of my head:D

wstultz 04-09-2008 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2519263)
Got a gal here at the dealership who's going on a cruise with a couple of g/f's ... they're takin some walkie talkies cuz you know they can't keep from yappin for two minutes ya know - so she's sitting here asking what sexual name she should use while on her cruise -

Now I know it may sound fukked up - but when it comes to chit like this - you guys could probably do better than me -

let's hear what ya got.

Hot Pants
Littl' beever
Love muscle
Sit n' spin
Member extender
Sassy britches


.....It could get much dirtier from there.......

wstultz 04-09-2008 03:52 PM

I'm headed out on a cruise tomorrow. Are they going out of Galveston? I guess I should gring my walkie-talkie to get in on some of the chatter.


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