Sorry no roadio's.

Keep your props!!!!

(Louie knows what I mean) LOL!!!

They are locked on and I have already been paid for the boat. No longer my problem

I'll take two of those, six of these, box of naked lady tees.

Some stuff for you boys to try out


Spanish Turnip

Where you wipe your ass with the persons head hair after taking a monster dump




Texas Trouser Headlock

A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.



Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her crap it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Takes it in the can

WTF !! Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a whole new level of dirty

Stop being a cheap azz and renew your membership

I don't know if I should renew it for a total of only 4 posts a day on the BS thread.....

Wellstep it up Big Daddy
ROCK ON !!!!!!!