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Old 05-12-2008 | 02:12 PM
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If you would have had Tbone with you, you wouldn't have gotten a ticked...... He's got a golden horseshoe in his ass
Yea, never saw anything like it,, Tom pretty much dared the coasties to get on his boat in clearlake,, then as he chuckled as he lifted up the engine hatch that the coastie was jumping on to,,, then told him if he wanted to find the life jackets,, that he would have to dig through the empty beer can pit in the cabin, I was really wondering why he didnt tell the coastie to take off his army boots before climbing on board,, I guess the bandanna head band, and betting the coast guard $150 that he could pass the sobriety test blind folded, didnt seem to hurt the situation either,
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Old 05-12-2008 | 02:13 PM
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IM leaving for Miami at 4pm, Hold down the fort while IM gone.
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Old 05-12-2008 | 02:15 PM
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#2's, I believe, due to the short shaft props.
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Old 05-12-2008 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by spk1
IM leaving for Miami at 4pm, Hold down the fort while IM gone.
You better not be going to look at what I think you're going to look at! If you do take lots of pictures.

Nevermind, I forgot that one was in Lauderdale.

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Old 05-12-2008 | 03:58 PM
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phuckin chit mothaphuckin coxsucker s hit bag azzhole sumbeach
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Old 05-12-2008 | 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by wstultz
You better not be going to look at what I think you're going to look at! If you do take lots of pictures.

Nevermind, I forgot that one was in Lauderdale.
IM going, lauderdale is minutes away.
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Old 05-12-2008 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by spk1
IM going, lauderdale is minutes away.

I should have come as well, just to watch you not buy another boat.
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Old 05-12-2008 | 04:42 PM
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This is funny.

Mowing & Beer
> >
> > On Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
> > lawn chair, drinking beer and
> > watching my wife mow the lawn.
> > The neighbor lady from across the street was so
> > outraged that she came over and shouted at him, '
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> > You should be hung!'
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> > He took a drink from his can of Miller Lite, wiped
> > the cold foam from his
> > lips, lifted his darkened Ray Ban
> > sunglasses and stared directly into the
> > eyes of this nosy ass
> > neighbor and then calmly replied,
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> > 'I am.
> > That's why she cuts the grass
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Old 05-12-2008 | 05:22 PM
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What's up fools!
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Old 05-12-2008 | 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by spk1
IM going, lauderdale is minutes away.
You SOB! Take a lot of pictures that you can't see in the others, like the bow inside in front of the cabin, and the storage closet on the other side. Also, find out how bad that old Target trailer really is........and......U suck!
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