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From: FORTLAUDERDALE, FLORIDA
, then told him if he wanted to find the life jackets,, that he would have to dig through the empty beer can pit in the cabin, I was really wondering why he didnt tell the coastie to take off his army boots before climbing on board,, I guess the bandanna head band, and betting the coast guard $150 that he could pass the sobriety test blind folded, didnt seem to hurt the situation either,
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This is funny.
Mowing & Beer
> >
> > On Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
> > lawn chair, drinking beer and
> > watching my wife mow the lawn.
> > The neighbor lady from across the street was so
> > outraged that she came over and shouted at him, '
> >
> > You should be hung!'
> >
> > He took a drink from his can of Miller Lite, wiped
> > the cold foam from his
> > lips, lifted his darkened Ray Ban
> > sunglasses and stared directly into the
> > eyes of this nosy ass
> > neighbor and then calmly replied,
> >
> > 'I am.
> > That's why she cuts the grass
Mowing & Beer
> >
> > On Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
> > lawn chair, drinking beer and
> > watching my wife mow the lawn.
> > The neighbor lady from across the street was so
> > outraged that she came over and shouted at him, '
> >
> > You should be hung!'
> >
> > He took a drink from his can of Miller Lite, wiped
> > the cold foam from his
> > lips, lifted his darkened Ray Ban
> > sunglasses and stared directly into the
> > eyes of this nosy ass
> > neighbor and then calmly replied,
> >
> > 'I am.
> > That's why she cuts the grass




