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Old 05-13-2008 | 01:40 PM
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Yup, I have started eight homes this month alone and we are having traffic everyday now. March and April were dead but the beginning of the year usually is. Warm weather brings out everything from home buyers to boobies.
What is that, the Ron Burgandy Marketing Report for the 2nd quarter ???

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Old 05-13-2008 | 01:59 PM
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What ????? do tell more for those who were not there
there was this chick who was all over him about his boat... talkin about how much she like the sleekness and the lines of the body... (still not sure she wasn't talkin about me, but thats a different thread) he snuck off to ditch her and headed out to the boat when she turned around and saw him she chased him down on the dock... he was pullin away and she was still talkin... swear to god it looked like some chick wavin by to a sailor in a movie.... we nicknamed her Thunderwoman at table 1.... this girl i swear had sausages for fingers... she was a big boned woman thats for sure... but as soon as he got the chance, Joe RAN!!!!!!
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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:05 PM
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Quick question - A guy who works at the dealership is looking at a 2001 27 Baja up on the lake for around 38K ..... Anyone know who's it is or any history??

Thanks

Capt Ross


OK - back to the normal bs'n.....
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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by wstultz
Warm weather brings out boobies.
Thank God for that!!

Nope. Poor dock, Andy+skank would prob be too much for it.

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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH
whats the price range of the houses your building
$140,000-$190,000
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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
What is that, the Ron Burgandy Marketing Report for the 2nd quarter ???

Yes it was. And I'm Ron Burgandy? Thank you for watching.....Suck One!
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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH
there was this chick who was all over him about his boat... talkin about how much she like the sleekness and the lines of the body... (still not sure she wasn't talkin about me, but thats a different thread) he snuck off to ditch her and headed out to the boat when she turned around and saw him she chased him down on the dock... he was pullin away and she was still talkin... swear to god it looked like some chick wavin by to a sailor in a movie.... we nicknamed her Thunderwoman at table 1.... this girl i swear had sausages for fingers... she was a big boned woman thats for sure... but as soon as he got the chance, Joe RAN!!!!!!
That was quite comical. She still chased after him even after I told her that we were life partners.
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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by wstultz
That was quite comical. She still chased after him even after I told her that we were life partners.
I swear to god her kankles were as big as my thighes....
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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:45 PM
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I swear to god her kankles were as big as my thighes....
Yikes! Man I bet she was a looker....20 years ago.
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Old 05-13-2008 | 02:55 PM
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Here's a little piece of offshore history for someone.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...NA:MOTORS:1123


Better hurry only 4 hours left!
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