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05-22-2008 | 12:13 PM
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Guys This would be fun to go to. Not often that we have a Race this close to home. I am planning on going to this since it will be a dual purpose trip and i can see my family. 
Al Copeland Memorial race in New Orleans 8/1 to 8/3
http://www.offshoresuperseries.com/e...d=21&func=view
Al Copeland Memorial race in New Orleans 8/1 to 8/3
http://www.offshoresuperseries.com/e...d=21&func=view
05-22-2008 | 12:39 PM
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once ate a Rubrics Cube, and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once ate a Rubrics Cube, and pooped it out solved.
05-22-2008 | 09:59 PM
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I am actualy just going to use the free rooms while I get some paperwork done. Then it will be back east towards Baton Rouge over the weekend probably. Daddy is trying to make a paycheck. Needs gas money for the boat.
05-23-2008 | 03:02 PM
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Subject: World's Greatest Salesman...
A young guy from Mississippi moves to New York and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says
"Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi "
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today?"
The kid says "one".
The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$121,237.65".
The boss says "$121,237.65? What the hell did you sell?"
The kid says, First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston
Whaler . Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it,
so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x
4 Expedition.."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
a BOAT and a TRUCK ?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing ."
A young guy from Mississippi moves to New York and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says
"Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi "
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today?"
The kid says "one".
The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$121,237.65".
The boss says "$121,237.65? What the hell did you sell?"
The kid says, First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston
Whaler . Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it,
so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x
4 Expedition.."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
a BOAT and a TRUCK ?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing ."
