Scotch,scotch, scotch i like scotch,scotch in my belly

Capt insano likey da scotch.

Hey Jeff thanks for letting us use the house while you were out of town. Let me know if you need help cleaning it.

I am guessing you guys found the key under the mat.

Can you guys get over there and mow the lawn. I won't be back for a few more days.

Hopefully I will be back by the weekend. I will probably have to stop at la barge and give them their money back on the way home.

I guess everyone is at steak night.

Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.

Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,

I saw the weather picture earlier. Looked like ya'll might have had something come through there.

.

OUCH

BIP

Damn...must be piss on Jeffro Day

sorry you couldn't make it.....but not a party for Kids