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06-24-2008 | 02:58 PM
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06-24-2008 | 03:04 PM
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From: Lake Conroe TX
Is the 38' a dingy for the Hatteras?
"Cat in the Hat"
or since you'll never bring it to Conroe...
"Scaredy Cat"
Since you chase hookers....
"Cat chasin Puzzy"....."Cat chasin' Tail"...."Table Dance"...."Funny Money"...."Lap Cat"...."Fork You"
Ok I was bored! Slow as hell today!
"Cat in the Hat"
or since you'll never bring it to Conroe...
"Scaredy Cat"
Since you chase hookers....
"Cat chasin Puzzy"....."Cat chasin' Tail"...."Table Dance"...."Funny Money"...."Lap Cat"...."Fork You"
Ok I was bored! Slow as hell today!
or maybe just include the dumb girls and call it, "i will take you and your girlfriends on my bad a$$ boat if you are all naked and at least 60 percent of you suck on my balls, oh and i got some coke, an apartment and a little penis so your booty will not get sore but i do promise in the 11 minutes of no foreplay and no kissing to make you feel like the most special woman in the world, if the most special woman in the world's best friends are sitting on my face and licking my a$$ while you blow me...."
what you save on drinks on cock teases should easily cover the vinyl bill....
06-24-2008 | 03:19 PM
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CAT chasin' tail or Kitty chaser are GOOD names
or maybe just include the dumb girls and call it, "i will take you and your girlfriends on my bad a$$ boat if you are all naked and at least 60 percent of you suck on my balls, oh and i got some coke, an apartment and a little penis so your booty will not get sore but i do promise in the 11 minutes of no foreplay and no kissing to make you feel like the most special woman in the world, if the most special woman in the world's best friends are sitting on my face and licking my a$$ while you blow me...."
what you save on drinks on cock teases should easily cover the vinyl bill....
or maybe just include the dumb girls and call it, "i will take you and your girlfriends on my bad a$$ boat if you are all naked and at least 60 percent of you suck on my balls, oh and i got some coke, an apartment and a little penis so your booty will not get sore but i do promise in the 11 minutes of no foreplay and no kissing to make you feel like the most special woman in the world, if the most special woman in the world's best friends are sitting on my face and licking my a$$ while you blow me...."
what you save on drinks on cock teases should easily cover the vinyl bill....
There has got to be a class or self-help book to help your demented azz!
And by that I mean your azz needs Jesus!
Exactly how much vinyl are we talking about???
I've already put in an order.
06-24-2008 | 05:15 PM
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06-24-2008 | 08:34 PM
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06-24-2008 | 08:36 PM
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An hour late, stinking of takka vodka, and hating f-ing life! 
But I made it ! Company man! 
Good Times!
Astro's at 7:05 ! Meeting at Papas at 5:00. So far 10 going. Supposedly bring in a Power Aide wrapper and get in for $2.00.... we're all gonna hang out at left field bar, in anyone wants to show up..
But I made it ! Company man! Good Times!
Astro's at 7:05 ! Meeting at Papas at 5:00. So far 10 going. Supposedly bring in a Power Aide wrapper and get in for $2.00.... we're all gonna hang out at left field bar, in anyone wants to show up..
