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Old 04-20-2007 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
I am leaving for the day now officially. I am sure Tom will write pages of testimony today against me.

R7L screwed up my shipping on my trannies, so I have to go get them from the terminal. I have to finish tuning the second motor and load them up. I will be back late tonight.
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Old 04-20-2007 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
Hey Tom sorry for the 3 a.m. call this morning....I was caught at the Guard shack.....they didn't believe me when I said I was important and they should just let me in! You gotta love it when 4 ladies go out for ladies night when their husbands are our in Port o' Connor for a weekend of "fishing".....when the cats away...
sounds like you used the #1 PICK UP line from Leftys top 10 pick up lines used
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Old 04-20-2007 | 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
we don't care
AMEN!!!!! JUST GET THAT TUB OF $HIT IN THE WATER ! SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF THE SCUD MISSLE GOING ACROSS THE LAKE WITH FUNKY BOW LIGHTS GLOWING IN THE NIGHT!

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Old 04-20-2007 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
sounds like you used the #1 PICK UP line from Leftys top 10 pick up lines used
1, 4, 6 and 8 !
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Old 04-20-2007 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
sounds like you used the #1 PICK UP line from Leftys top 10 pick up lines used
I love married chicks, cause they love the PEE-PEE and in the morning they feel horrible and they never say a word....til hubby is away again! And all I do is grin! Take Heed boys never get married! If you think your tired of the same 'ol Pu$$y...what do you think she's thinking! You ain't all that! Women love Deer Season, more than men do!
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Old 04-20-2007 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
I love married chicks, cause they love the PEE-PEE and in the morning they feel horrible and they never say a word....til hubby is away again! And all I do is grin! Take Heed boys never get married! If you think your tired of the same 'ol Pu$$y...what do you think she's thinking! You ain't all that! Women love Deer Season, more than men do!
is this the reason you are 48 and never had a serious relationship with a female? Or are you really just gay?
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Old 04-20-2007 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
is this the reason you are 48 and never had a serious relationship with a female? Or are you really just gay?
Tom you gotta have a serious relationship cause you'd never laid AND SOMEBODY has to pay for your boat! Tom besides family members you could count all the girls you've had on your left hand!
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Old 04-20-2007 | 01:15 PM
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Sorry for the delayed response. I was on the lake all day Wed. (ON A BOAT). and In the gulf all day Thurs. (ON A BOAT). When is the last time one of you clowns did either on yalls junk? Lefty no response needed from you since I had to put that turtle powered sled in the storage for you on Wed. after it sat in the lake for 2 weeks( what blister?).


Thanks for the ball bustin while I was gone..... Just to set a couple of things straight,

The water colors/ field office was purchased for 20k I ran it for a yr put 150 hrs on it and sold it for 25,500.00. I had more hours on that boat then all of yalls broke chit put together.

Lefty, you have a cool boat but when something else breaks you will half azz it like you always do and you will be spending this summer like last summer... Cruising out to the island on one motor turning it off every three minutes so it doesn't blow up, parkin at the Island and saying this my fountain that I pull w/ my hummer...

Tbone, I can't believe you would complain about me not helping you..... Without me you would never see tickfaw...

Baldwick homes, I don't need any lip from you. The trojan is smaller, slower, has less wake, broke azz genset, and never leaves the dock.

Wstultz, I don't have much to say about you since I have never seen your boat on the lake in my decade of boating.....

Big andy, I don't remeber if you talked chit so I will come back to you.

Jeff.000001, You have pink on your boat, who is gay????

By u boy, I don't remember what you said but there was a zing.... So for that, you have a small boat that is broke. Atleast everyone else's chit looks good on a trailer...

If I missed anyone I will come back to you as get time between working and BOATING......

I think everyone needs to realize your boats are made to be in the water. Not give you a reason to talk to other broke boat havin clowns. Why is it out of all of you clowns there is like three boats that actualy work???

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Old 04-20-2007 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
Tom you gotta have a serious relationship cause you'd never laid AND SOMEBODY has to pay for your boat! Tom besides family members you could count all the girls you've had on your left hand!

i think you are still drunk with that stupid rebutale
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Old 04-20-2007 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
Sorry for the delayed response. I was on the lake all day Wed. (ON A BOAT). and In the gulf all day Thurs. (ON A BOAT). When is the last time one of you clowns did either on yalls junk? Lefty no response needed from you since I had to put that turtle powered sled in the storage for you on Wed. after it sat in the lake for 2 weeks( what blister?).


Thanks for the ball bustin while I was gone..... Just to set a couple of things straight,

The water colors/ field office was purchased for 20k I ran it for a yr put 150 hrs on it and sold it for 25,500.00. I had more hours on that boat then all of yalls broke chit put together.

Lefty, you have a cool boat but when something else breaks you will half azz it like you always do and you will be spending this summer like last summer... Cruising out to the island on one motor turning it off every three minutes so it doesn't blow up, parkin at the Island and saying this my fountain that I pull w/ my hummer...

Tbone, I can't believe you would complain about me not helping you..... Without me you would never see tickfaw...

Baldwick homes, I don't need any lip from you. The trojan is smaller, slower, has less wake, broke azz genset, and never leaves the dock.

Wstultz, I don't have much to say about you since I have never seen your boat on the lake in my decade of boating.....

Big andy, I don't remeber if you talked chit so I will come back to you.

Jeff.000001, You have pink on your boat, who is gay????

By u boy, I don't remember what you said but there was a zing.... So for that, you have a small boat that is broke. Atleast everyone else's chit looks good on a trailer...

If I missed anyone I will come back to you as get time between working and BOATING......

I think everyone needs to realize your boats are made to be in the water. Not give you a reason to talk to other broke boat havin clowns. Why is it out of all of you clowns there is like three boats that actualy work???

nice of you to show back up........
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