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jeff1000man 07-07-2008 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2614654)

I wonder how much gas that thing holds?

eleventy hundred gallons

bigandy 07-07-2008 06:21 PM

Andy: what kind of dumb ass knot is that???

Jeffro: ITS A BOW KNOT, the strongest knot there is, its how you are supposed to tie an anchor.......

Anybody want to guess how this story ends?!?!?!?

bigandy 07-07-2008 06:28 PM

Give this a second it is FUNNY!

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijrpcgsFXHA&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2614919)
Andy: what kind of dumb ass knot is that???

Jeffro: ITS A BOW KNOT, the strongest knot there is, its how you are supposed to tie an anchor.......

Anybody want to guess how this story ends?!?!?!?

Considering your not came undone the week before, you don't have much room to talk.

I just didn't say anything about it.

I do need to find some anchors though. The supply that came with the boat is starting to run a little thin. :(

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 08:51 PM

FIRST AID List from this past weekend

Lefty tries to cut his thumb off

Bigandy bashes his toe on Deyo's Dock

Boudreux cuts his toe on a prop

Joew's liver woke up next to him crying

Waylan's ears hurt from Linda screaming at him

Tbones pride is hurt because Trent kept calling him buckets

Trent's heart is broken because he found out Bigandy was going tobe his son in law

Wadestulz's di(k hurts because of all the jerking from having a boat in the water

Spk1's pride is broken because he was out eaten by Trojan Man

Trojan Man's heart is broken because Spk1 called SPF100 to check in first

The rest of us are blind from looking at Chad and Kevin both wearing their shiny shoes and chrome pants and shirts

Boatman tried to break his leg from jumping on the worn out seat in the crap shoot.

I am just plain broke

I think that about sums it up. Feel free to add what I have forgotten.

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2614919)
Andy: what kind of dumb ass knot is that???

Jeffro: ITS A BOW KNOT, the strongest knot there is, its how you are supposed to tie an anchor.......

Anybody want to guess how this story ends?!?!?!?

lol !!! Countach was too much power for that anchor :party-smiley-004:

joew. 07-07-2008 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615134)
FIRST AID List from this past weekend

Lefty tries to cut his thumb off

Bigandy bashes his toe on Deyo's Dock

Boudreux cuts his toe on a prop

Joew's liver woke up next to him crying

Waylan's ears hurt from Linda screaming at him

Tbones pride is hurt because Trent kept calling him buckets

Trent's heart is broken because he found out Bigandy was going tobe his son in law

Wadestulz's di(k hurts because of all the jerking from having a boat in the water

Spk1's pride is broken because he was out eaten by Trojan Man

Trojan Man's heart is broken because Spk1 called SPF100 to check in first

The rest of us are blind from looking at Chad and Kevin both wearing their shiny shoes and chrome pants and shirts

Boatman tried to break his leg from jumping on the worn out seat in the crap shoot.

I am just plain broke

I think that about sums it up. Feel free to add what I have forgotten.


My dogs ears hurt from plaining out on the cougar at 6000rpm:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2615134)
FIRST AID List from this past weekend

Lefty tries to cut his thumb off

Bigandy bashes his toe on Deyo's Dock

Boudreux cuts his toe on a prop

Joew's liver woke up next to him crying

Waylan's ears hurt from Linda screaming at him

Tbones pride is hurt because Trent kept calling him buckets

Trent's heart is broken because he found out Bigandy was going tobe his son in law

Wadestulz's di(k hurts because of all the jerking from having a boat in the water

Spk1's pride is broken because he was out eaten by Trojan Man

Trojan Man's heart is broken because Spk1 called SPF100 to check in first

The rest of us are blind from looking at Chad and Kevin both wearing their shiny shoes and chrome pants and shirts

Boatman tried to break his leg from jumping on the worn out seat in the crap shoot.

I am just plain broke

I think that about sums it up. Feel free to add what I have forgotten.

jeffman's props are tacos from backing over some stairs trying to leave Deyo's place, lol....and then he blamed it on mud :hitfan:

Trojan-man 07-07-2008 09:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2615146)
My dogs ears hurt from plaining out on the cougar at 6000rpm:ernaehrung004:

from now on mushmouth's boat will only be referred to as "Countach", lol

and yes....he broke all the windows in the surrounding houses when he left deyo's place

jeff1000man 07-07-2008 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2615151)
jeffman's props are tacos from backing over some stairs trying to leave Deyo's place, lol....and then he blamed it on mud :hitfan:

I was all ready past the stairs when the boat stopped. Dipchit. :Whatever:


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