rehired and a phone call saying get your arse over here and fix this chit you f'd up are very similar but not the same

Since you can't be fired from the Army, I guess you only actually hear the later of the 2 conversations.

I saw an army chopper flying low over pappas a little while ago. I thought maybe you were on a shakedown run and were stopping in for a cold beverage, and to tell the little girls, "hey, yeah, that's my chopper over there."

I don't do shakedown runs, if you saw some of the idiots we had working out here you wouldn't even stand under one while it was flying for fear of it falling on you, thats why I get paid to inspect them before they can fly

Sounds like you are doing a good job inspecting them if you are afraid to stand under them. I need that job. Yep looks good?

Anybody with any balls will make this trip this weekend....place to stay plenty of room on the boats....it will be a great weekend rain or shine

You biatches have fun and be safe.

You guys have fun. There is always next year

We are south of h-town....boatman is about 4 hours in front of us.

Two monkeys and a b!atch transportaion is rollin.......


T-Bone

Drive safe. We know you are going to hae a great time.

You should change the name to

Two monkies, a biatch and 12 cases of TAAKA transportation is rollin.

who is the biatch ??? lol