"No Sir we are not of relations!!!"

i drove past the sign for Bayou Le Batre, AL this weekend, cant help but laugh when i do!!

Oh no, what is he buying now?

Sign on my street:

Yep it's called money


It is a nice looking rig though.It will be a while befor ei start looking for a boat again.

Nice goggles on the kid.

Boat lift guys magically appeared today out of no where with parts for the lift.


Is someone spreading rumors about me working again,

Which boat is going on the lift?

Sign on my street!! but where is your street cause i got a hard hat and some pole spikes!!! i can tell her i am a supervisor!!

Magnum. It's the only boat that I have that is small enough to fit in the slip.

I told them to go ahead and start putting the pieces together to get the other one functional again too.

Bigandy, if you see Butch, tell him I want some poles put in over here for the new slip.

I have his number, but he doesn't call back. I guess he has to much to do to mess with my little projects.

LOL I can see that. "Hey maam. I'm Larry the Lineman. What seems to be your trouble? "

"My power isn't working."

"Ok. I can handle that. By any chance do you have any daughter under the age of 18?"

"Yes I do, but why do you ask?"

"No reason. I'm going to need you to stay out of the house for several hours, or at least enough time to do some panty raids in the girls' rooms. One more thing, what you got in the fridge cause i'm starving."

"Larry, I think that is highly unappropriate"

"Fu(k off biatch! and get naked, then go make me a sandwich"



And that ladies and gents is a new script for a Big Andy porn production.