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This sounds like Joew and Tomtbone when they were kids

> >
> >
> >
> > A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
> > bedroom. 'You know
> > what?'
> > says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we
> > started cussing. The 4
> > year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
> > continues, 'When we go
> > downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something
> > with hell and you say
> > something with ass..' The 4 year
> > old agrees with enthusiasm.
> >
> > When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year
> > old what he
> > wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I
> > guess I'll have some
> > Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles
> > across the kitchen
> > floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
> > with his mother in
> > hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
> > locks him in his
> > room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you
> > out!'
> >
> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old
> > and asks with a
> > stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast,
> > young man?' I don't
> > know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it
> > won't be Cheerios!'

I heard a rumor that it was SPF100's birthday yesterday. Tell me he's not getting older.:evilb:

Happy Belated.

old spf balls :drink::drink:

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2716049)

I still can't figure out how I was able to tow it that fast.:evilb:

Better watch out, don't want to get run down by the little blue boat.....it has happened before :evilb::evilb::evilb:

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2716498)

old spf balls :drink::drink:

the WEIRDEST THING EVERRRRR!!!! i found a video of Creed puttin on sunscreen!!!!!!!!!! What are the chances.......

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSc1W3Xv578[/YOUTUBE]

it so right in so many ways!!!!

nice find

happy b-day spf:100

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2716048)

The famous BJ chair is in the Bullet and the Bullet only.

please explain more...............because i am more than sure i could get a bj in that chair from that boat with your mom's name on it.....:evilb::evilb::evilb:

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2716889)

please explain more...............because i am more than sure i could get a bj in that chair from that boat with your mom's name on it.....:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Easy there killa :angry-smiley-038:

on another note, nice avatar.....and its hard to pee from there :p

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2716923)

Easy there killa :angry-smiley-038:

on another note, nice avatar.....and its hard to pee from there :p

Only if you're afraid that someone is looking.:eek: I had no problem peeing from both bows until Mush Mouth soiled the front of mine.:drool:

Slow down on the Ruthless cuts T-boner. The Bullet has the most talked about BJ chair due the fact that it is facing you right when you walk down into the cabin.....that being said I'm sure I could manage a BJ in the engine comp of that ride or anywhere else for that matter.:evilb: