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spk1 10-18-2008 12:48 PM

Is the polaris in the montgomery county lock up?? :eek:

spk1 10-18-2008 12:49 PM

I hope it wasnt an ATVUI. He may get his motorcycle liscense suspended. :evilb:

spk1 10-18-2008 12:51 PM

The condo association told me I couldnt have a boat lift behind the house,, So Im going to put the boat on it anyway, and see if they take the gloves off. The pre-Keywest house party may have to get a bit wilder than planned.

tomtbone1993 10-18-2008 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2719135)
i think it is man love code, translation:

cop car = dog catcher mobile
valero = anal lube
bruise = man love trophy
fu(king azzholes = fu(king azzholes
some else feels = 7 minutes in heaven ( man love style )

actual translation, rough playacting between the dog catcher and the dirty mutt = walking funny today, gives new meaning to the red dancing banana :evilb::evilb:

sick bastards, you need jesus!!!


I was not with Jeffro last night, the dog catcher was at the house....i was rollin in my new BMW..:cool:

bigandy 10-18-2008 02:06 PM

nice, big pimp... black one you were rollin in the other day?

bigandy 10-18-2008 07:00 PM

there is a certain villianous boat giving a certain rum runner some grief on the high conroe seas today!!!!

jeff1000man 10-18-2008 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2719377)
there is a certain villianous boat giving a certain rum runner some grief on the high conroe seas today!!!!

I saw that vilanous scoundrel today trying out my boat lift. :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-18-2008 08:44 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/8287-...=p4506.c0.m245

Looks like they are starting to show up.

wstultz 10-18-2008 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2719377)
there is a certain villianous boat giving a certain rum runner some grief on the high conroe seas today!!!!

The Rum Runner showed the Villian what was up. The captain of the villianous craft was trying his hardest though, poor bastard will be walking funny tomorrow.:evilb::drink::evilb:

Good times to be had on the lake today. If anyone is looking for something to do tonight I was thinking about lighting a big fire at my place and having some drinks??? Anyone interested???

Trojan-man 10-18-2008 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2719442)
The Rum Runner showed the Villian what was up. The captain of the villianous craft was trying his hardest though, poor bastard will be walking funny tomorrow.:evilb::drink::evilb:

Good times to be had on the lake today. If anyone is looking for something to do tonight I was thinking about lighting a big fire at my place and having some drinks??? Anyone interested???

My balls hurt and they are black and blue from slamming into the seat. Also, my liver is rolling around in the villain somewhere. Good times.

One of my buddies is playing in a band at Chuggin Charlies on Louetta if anyone wants to venture out of the conroe zip code. I know that is forbidden, but if any of you get crazy and leave the conroe island, let me know :drink::drink:


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