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10-29-2008 | 11:17 AM
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tortilla soup ingredients: chicken, onions, mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese, totilla chips, avacado?? and water!!!! Apparently a terroist recipe for bomb making aswell!!! My cheap ass wont turn on heat so i dutch ovened my self all last night and yakazoonaed myself all morning sittin in the office!!! But we love our own brand dont we 
10-29-2008 | 11:33 AM
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tortilla soup ingredients: chicken, onions, mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese, totilla chips, avacado?? and water!!!! Apparently a terroist recipe for bomb making aswell!!! My cheap ass wont turn on heat so i dutch ovened my self all last night and yakazoonaed myself all morning sittin in the office!!! But we love our own brand dont we
10-29-2008 | 11:43 AM
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I just received this email from a friend and prominent local business owner. I can't say who, But it is a great plan. Forward to all business owners you know, so they can post it on the wall of the lunch room.
Dear Fellow Business Owners, Managers and Friends:
As a Business owner who employs 20 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will probably be our next President, and that my Taxes and Fees will go up in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases I figure that my customers will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 10%. I will also have to lay off a few of my employees.
This really bothered me as I believe we are family here, and didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot yesterday and found 4 Obama bumper stickers on my employee’s cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.
I am sending this letter to all Business men and women that I know.
Sincerely,
Dear Fellow Business Owners, Managers and Friends:
As a Business owner who employs 20 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will probably be our next President, and that my Taxes and Fees will go up in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases I figure that my customers will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 10%. I will also have to lay off a few of my employees.
This really bothered me as I believe we are family here, and didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot yesterday and found 4 Obama bumper stickers on my employee’s cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.
I am sending this letter to all Business men and women that I know.
Sincerely,
10-29-2008 | 11:51 AM
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Marilyn manson style, three ribs taken out!!!!
I like the obama idea, cant believe it is gonna go that way, been a senator two years???? i like the gun sales threw the roof story, national news, gun dealers are three times busier because customers think obama's gonna get the white house and they arent gonna be able to buy any more guns... crazy. anyone want to go to dallas with me, i just bought an Ar-15 and i am gonna go pick it up? GET SUM!!! GET SUM!!!!
I like the obama idea, cant believe it is gonna go that way, been a senator two years???? i like the gun sales threw the roof story, national news, gun dealers are three times busier because customers think obama's gonna get the white house and they arent gonna be able to buy any more guns... crazy. anyone want to go to dallas with me, i just bought an Ar-15 and i am gonna go pick it up? GET SUM!!! GET SUM!!!!
