My chit runs anytime I want it to,Can you say that?

My uncle used to say that about an old car that was parked next to his barn. He used it about as much as you use your boat, and now it has a tree growing through the hood.

Remind you of anyone you know?

Trade it in on something bigger so we can read you in this year.

I would if I wasn't broke. whenever I don't have any money the boat I want comes up for sale
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26072-en.html

Count me in for bowl a thon.

BY U is that Richards boat from Canyon Lake around San Anton that is always at Tickfaw 200. I know he got married and was wanting to sell that boat.

Jeffro, fyi I am not unloading anymore LSU blowup dolls. I have to keep a reserve!

I don't think so..I talked to him 2 years ago at TF200 and he said he got rid of the blackhawks because they kept breaking..

It is snowing its azz off in H-Town

It had the cars covered up about 2-3 hours ago. Pretty cool. Guess I'll get to use the fireplace.

Please Print out and carry with you in case you forget what to do.


HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies - Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Have a great holiday season

Jeffro,

Whats the deal with Monster Trucks for Friday. Give me some details.. You still going??

If somebody else wants to go. I was trying to talk my neighbor into bringing his kids, but I think they are going to the deer lease.

Pit party starts at 6pm and show starts at 730. I have to call about tickets. havn't done it yet.