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tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761490)
If we did this to smooth, there would be extra room back there to install a hot tub.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27051-en.html

just buy Smooth and do it.....think about all the extra parts you would have......plus I would sell mine a few 100 less than the 83K he is asking for his rig.......:cool::cool:

BY U BOY 12-18-2008 12:10 PM

Joke: Losing Your Wallet In Mexico

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Losing Your Wallet In Mexico

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a Mexican Customs Agent at the Tijuana border.

May I see your identification, por favor, seņor? asked the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the guy.

Si, amigo, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border, said the agent.

But I can prove that I'm an American! he exclaimed.

I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other.

This I must see, replied the agent.

With that, the American dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right, exclaimed the agent.

Have a safe trip back to Chicago, Senor.

Thanks! he said. 'But why do you think I'm from Chicago?

The agent replied........

"I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!"

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761501)
just buy Smooth and do it.....think about all the extra parts you would have......plus I would sell mine a few 100 less than the 83K he is asking for his rig.......:cool::cool:

35 and you can take all the left over gas out of it.

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761509)
35 and you can take all the left over gas out of it.

looks like you will be enjoying the magnum another year.....

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761528)
looks like you will be enjoying the magnum another year.....

Not enough extra gas in there to make the deal work? :evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761532)
Not enough extra gas in there to make the deal work? :evilb:

Tanks are full of $3.00 gas......:mad::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 02:19 PM

Thanks Joew. :cool:

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761588)
Thanks Joew. :cool:

Please explain the punch line:readinghelp::readinghelp:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761628)
Please explain the punch line:readinghelp::readinghelp:

:signs069:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 04:00 PM

spk1. gnvc up 30% on the day.


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