She would have taken a bullet for you Tom.

If any of us robbed the IHOP our demands would have been wwwwaaaaayyyyyy different. This is a robbery! We're gonna need 20 Big Countrys, 10 Breakfast Samplers, 200 pancakes, and plenty of syrup.....and nnnoooooo funny business!


....Andy, Chad, Ryan, Kevin, Creed. Is that you guys? Take your ski masks off and sit down and eat.

And plenty of Land O Lakes.

All my family is out of town except for me.

Therefore I will be at the shop tomorrow afternoon and evening if anyone needs to get away from their own families.

Merry Christmas guys...

Creeds ski mask was sideways and pulled down, he looked like mushmouth and the employees thought he had one of those voice things that made him sound like he was 5 yrs old. Andy fell asleep during the robbery and stabbed himself in the eye with his .38, kevin was on the cell phone the whole time whispering and going "huh, huh, huh" with that laugh of his through his ski mask and then yelled "and one meat lovers to go", Ryan's ski mask didn't work because they still knew it was cornbread. He called everybody by first name that he was robbing. Oh and I was not there.....as usual

They new it was Ryan, because his ski mask was 3 sizes to small and he said his mom's cooking was way better than this chit.

Don't forget the waitress had also had sexual intercourse w/ TxLefty

Oh, that's just nasty.

I am going to get this for Joew for a wedding present. He can tow it behind the mainship.