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From: Conroe, TX
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It would be a lot cooler if there was. We ought to rent a booth one year and park all of our hoodoos in it. We can set up a bar but only for ourselves and Spick1 can bring some cuban hookers to dance around the boats. That would be the best boat show Houston has ever seen.
Our booth would have absolutely no point (nothing for sale, nothing advertised) but would still be the coolest booth there.
Our booth would have absolutely no point (nothing for sale, nothing advertised) but would still be the coolest booth there.


that cracks me up cause wade and spf mashed potatoes both have a case of super aluminum polish and magic wet/dry brooms as souveniers from past boat shows!!!!
it sux i got a direct flight because i think this 10 hour gem would be fun!!!!!!!!!!
Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
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Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
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Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn
Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
Aircraft: Boeing 737-900
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
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Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
IAH - ORF 80% View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn
Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
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it sux i got a direct flight because i think this 10 hour gem would be fun!!!!!!!!!!
Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
IAH - ORF 80% View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn
Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
Aircraft: Boeing 737-900
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
EWR - FLL 50% View Seats
Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
IAH - ORF 80% View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn
Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
Aircraft: Boeing 737-900
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
EWR - FLL 50% View Seats
By the thrid stop, we would be so drunk that they wouldn't let us on the last leg to lauderdale.
What date are we flying to the show so I can get a ticket. I am going this year.
For the record, I never bought any brooms, just the polish. I only bought the polish cause I had to work eleventy million boat shows and saw the demonstration 400 times. I didn't believe it until Creedo said, "that $hit really works man!" and he's right, it does.




