The B.S. Thread
what are you sitting in his lap, we just got off the phone........
A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is
an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out
and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is
an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out
and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"






