wade we are going to need you to drive to san antonio and hide in a bomb shelter tomorrow until about 9pm when we give you the go ahead to come on back home....... just in case, thanks.

She's a swimming waitress RUSS. I aahhh ordered some fish, forrr you and Rusty, aaannnnddd your MOM.

Imagine my surprise.

I am missing that one.

?????What's for lunch?

I was thinking fried chicken, but now I am unsure on which day it will be more appropriate, today or tomorrow.

How about Vernon's BBQ?

1pm meet up time?

Some one call Trojan. Joew is busy for the time being.

Bigandy. Do we need to call you, or did you get the message?

We shot plenty of ammo yesterday but I still have a few more boxes if you're planning on bring something to the house.

How about 5 homos burgers?

you got clark in the pool but you didnt get that one....... your innauguration is tomorrow, both the current and the new executives all in the same room, if a bomb went off we need someone sequestered who can take over to insure continuity of the club................... Uhhhhmmmmm, duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

oh and you better call me about lunch goes i didnt get the message!!

I would rather have $10 BBQ than a $10 burger, but whatever?

5 guys and anal cream pies?!?!?!?