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tomtbone1993 01-28-2009 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2787859)
That coming from the Captain of SS Valdez. Correct me if I am wrong but dumping large amounts of oil from your bilge on ducks is not recycling in a "GREEN" way.:hitfan:

They come stock natural water repellant and didn't need a Performance Upgrade.

who the phuck pulled your string cornbread???? shouldnt you be busy lookin for "m4m" listings in Craigslist??? I know that why you spend so much time on that site.....:party-smiley-004:

Rcolter 01-28-2009 12:33 PM

No string pulling needed. But thanks slick. No pun intended.

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2787884)
No string pulling needed. But thanks slick. No pun intended.

nice :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 01-28-2009 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2787808)
That sounds real GREEN..."private jet" you phucking executives are all the same.......:hitfan:

Does nobody else see the irony in this statement ???? :cool-smiley-026:

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2787973)
Does nobody else see the irony in this statement ???? :cool-smiley-026:

It was all ready pointed out.

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 04:43 PM

In case you guys have been buying KOOL's and Liquor, please be aware of the following.

Texans Reminded To Spend FEMA Funds Wisely
Release Date: January 24, 2009
Release Number: 1791-383

» More Information on Texas Hurricane Ike


AUSTIN, Texas – The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has distributed to Texans affected by Hurricane Ike more than $466 million for housing assistance and to help pay for other disaster-related expenses. Officials from the Texas Governor’s Division of Emergency Management and FEMA caution recipients to use their funds wisely and for the purposes intended.

Distributed by check or direct deposit, funds for housing and other needs assistance are intended to help residents meet basic disaster-related needs, replace losses in personal property and begin rebuilding their lives. If an applicant uses payments on anything other than what the funds are intended for, the applicant might not be able to receive future disaster assistance or may have to repay funds.

Disaster assistance may include grants to help pay for minimal temporary repairs on damaged homes, temporary housing, or other serious disaster-related expenses not covered by insurance or other sources. Some designated payments may be issued to cover losses for household items, disaster-related medical expenses or other disaster-related needs or losses. A letter explaining a payment’s purpose will arrive within a day or two of the check or direct deposit payment.

Grant recipients are urged to keep receipts of their disaster spending for three years to demonstrate how the money was used to meet disaster-related needs. They are required to sign a declaration and a release certifying all funds will be spent for their intended purposes. If a recipient receives an insurance settlement to cover the same expenses, he or she must reimburse FEMA. Random audits may be done to confirm funds were spent properly.

bigandy 01-28-2009 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2788057)
In case you guys have been buying KOOL's and Liquor, please be aware of the following.

WHO's been puttin they koools out on my floo!!!!!!!!!!

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2788060)
WHO's been puttin they koools out on my floo!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Billy Ray Valentine, Dat's my limo parked out front.

Trojan-man 01-28-2009 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2788068)
I'm Billy Ray Valentine, Dat's my limo parked out front.

It aint cool being no jive turkey dis close to thanksgivin.........YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!


Wheres all your biatches at mr. bigtime PIMP.........YEAH

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2788139)
It aint cool being no jive turkey dis close to thanksgivin.........YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!


Wheres all your biatches at mr. bigtime PIMP.........YEAH

Did you finally recover from doing the watermelon crawl?


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