AMEN

Or win the lottery so you can pay someone else to work on your chit. :cool:

Yes

I'm telling you guys. We should all buy dingys and race them around Colter's pond. Outboard goes bad....throw it in the pond and put on a new one. Simple.That way we can always yell," Hey Tommy, quit playing with your dingy!"

Glad to know this is all you have to do to catch a crackhead

CBP Officer Fitness Requirements
Important new information for CBP Officer candidates.
Effective July 1, 2009, a new Pre-employment Fitness Test (PFT) will be implemented for all CBP Officer candidates who have not taken the PFT.

The new test consists of two parts. Candidates must pass each part to continue in the hiring process. Part One requires candidates to achieve a minimum cumulative passing score; Part Two must be successfully completed.

Part One


Push-ups (as many proper form as you can in 1 minute)
Side Step Test (as many line touches as you can in 10 seconds)
Sit-up Test (as many proper form as you can in 1 minute)
Lift/Lower Test (8 cycles as quickly and safely as possible)
Part Two


Step Test (step in cadence for 5 minutes)
Revised Fitness Testing Fact Sheets and Narrated CDs will be available on this website by June 1, 2009. Please continue to check for updates regarding this change.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1133267637.html

I gave this to a guy at the marina. Glad to know I am losing 100.00

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists,Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole
of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what
is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it
up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our
two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide
other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You
are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and
war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.. You can
keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible
for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations,
pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your
beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and
give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain
the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the
peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under
assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the
U.N... but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare not a right. If you want it get a job that offers it.


We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem..
I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World
to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give
trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll
keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just
hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet your aware which one
of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you

email him and tell him you will take it, then have him meet you at Inland to pick it up. :cool:

Not a big fan of the brand, but this seems like a decent deal for a clean boat.

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=19503

We could sit on the dock and watch......:rolleyes: