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jeff1000man 05-22-2009 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871362)
If he's upgrading from that boat, I can't wait to see what's next. That will be hard to top.:coolcowboy:

Not really when you see what is on the market over there. I think I posted it all ready actually

kfvintx 05-22-2009 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2871345)
I hope they don't arrest a single single person, just so it will show what a waste it is.

While this would be kinda funny and make a point, they will deem the exercise as successful for using such waste of media as making the water safer. I think they would be better served looking at some other boat styles though... redneck rigged pontoon boat with boombox bungeed on the helm, wakeboard boats loaded with kids abusing daddy's money, old bowrider used twice a year loaded with triple capacity, etc.

Maybe I will let my 7 month pregnant wife drive the boat just to see their faces and excuses for approaching us.

wstultz 05-22-2009 02:46 PM

Since they are targeting us, make sure that when one pulls up to you, do not let him touch your boat or board it. Those guys don't know what a fender is and they love to step all over your boat with their combat boots on. We watched one bang up against a jagged concrete bulkhead for twenty minutes last weekend while he was checking fishing liscences. They don't care about their own boats so they certainly don't care about yours.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871372)
Since they are targeting us, make sure that when one pulls up to you, do not let him touch your boat or board it. Those guys don't know what a fender is and they love to step all over your boat with their combat boots on. .

That reminds me when I was boarded by the coasties at the shoot out last year:coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-22-2009 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871377)
That reminds me when I was boarded by the coasties at the shoot out last year:coolcowboy:

I think you still had a beer in your hand didn't you?

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:18 PM

‘No refusal weekend’ at Lake Conroe

Updated: 05.21.09
Beginning May 23, Montgomery County officials, along with State Troopers and Texas Game Wardens, will be enforcing a “no-refusal weekend” centered on Lake Conroe.

Persons suspected of Driving or Boating While Intoxicated and who refuse to provide a breath sample may be required to provide blood samples under search warrants executed “on the spot.”

Mobile DWI/BWI intoxilyzer units will rove around the lake shore to provide access to both water-based and land-based patrols.

Half of the eight boating fatalities in the greater Houston area in 2008 involved alcohol.

Statewide in 2008, 271 boating accidents claimed 61 lives in Texas and resulted in injuries to 173 individuals.

That number tied the 10-year high, even though the number of registered vessels in the state had shrunk by some 30,000 in recent years.

In Harris, Galveston, Chambers and Montgomery Counties there were 40 accidents, 29 injuries and eight fatalities last year.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871380)
I think you still had a beer in your hand didn't you?

i will plead the 5thhhhhh....on that one:coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-22-2009 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871387)
i will plead the 5thhhhhh....on that one:coolcowboy:

"One , too, tree, fouw, fiiiiiiffffff! I plead da fiiiiiiiifff! So many amendments, which one should I choose, I choose da ffiiiiifffffffff!"

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871388)
"One , too, tree, fouw, fiiiiiiffffff! I plead da fiiiiiiiifff! So many amendments, which one should I choose, I choose da ffiiiiifffffffff!"

You still in for the crawfish boil on Sunday?:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 04:01 PM

lets all go in together on this.....http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...quip-sale.html


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