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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2913336)
They should arrest drunk people for half cooking hot dogs in the microwave, and feeding them to your drunk friends, In other news, idling through the dirt road between joew's house and shannys is a great way to avoid a dui, but only if there are drunk walkers, I hear when faced with a dui or a wwi, the police always choose wwi's first. :ernaehrung004:
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2913648)
So not only do you not go to work but you can't even work a microwave???
uhmm i want a carafe of orange juice, i want the top half of the carafe to be no pulp and the bottom half to be medium pulp..... i'd like a glass of breast milk with my oatmeal and extra brown sugar.... moons over myhammi.... a meat lovers skillet.... id like my wheat toast to have raisins in it, toasted only on one side, the inside... DO NOT TOAST THE OUTSIDE and cut off the crusts, then deep batter and fry them with a side of ranch.... and id also like two diablo sandwiches and a Dr pepper, and make it quick im in a gosh dam hurry!!!! Get the stipper whatever she wants and dont forget she gets senior citizen pricing and oh Pops, you want anything from the nice lady..... :) |
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2913699)
uhhh, he has a captain for that, and when he is out of town a cuban hooker brings him and Pops food....... and then there is Denny's............
uhmm i want a carafe of orange juice, i want the top half of the carafe to be no pulp and the bottom half to be medium pulp..... i'd like a glass of breast milk with my oatmeal and extra brown sugar.... moons over myhammi.... a meat lovers skillet.... id like my wheat toast to have raisins in it, toasted only on one side, the inside... DO NOT TOAST THE OUTSIDE and cut off the crusts, then deep batter and fry them with a side of ranch.... and id also like two diablo sandwiches and a Dr pepper, and make it quick im in a gosh dam hurry!!!! Get the stipper whatever she wants and dont forget she gets senior citizen pricing and oh Pops, you want anything from the nice lady..... :) BigAndy's philosophy for life.....never order anything directly off of the menu.:p |
Just walked home from the marina. This unemployment thing is awesome. My liver will soon need to be replaced.
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2913648)
So not only do you not go to work but you can't even work a microwave???
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2913927)
Looksss Like SommeeBody Has a Case of The Mondayssss! :hitfan::evilb:
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2913868)
Just walked home from the marina. This unemployment thing is awesome. My liver will soon need to be replaced.
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Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2913531)
before this your only accomplishment was marrying a girl with big chi chi's but that is some funny shoit............ you are now a member of the group!!! it is nothing to be proud of and it will soon cause you to be unemployed and your liver to eventually fail but wtf!!!! lets get drunk :)
Remind me to never go to Denny's with you. On second thought, watching you order some toasted bread (inside only) might be pretty funny. :picard1: |
Originally Posted by Busta
(Post 2914103)
Thanks, I think my liver fits right in with the group. It gets a workout every night! :ernaehrung004:
Remind me to never go to Denny's with you. On second thought, watching you order some toasted bread (inside only) might be pretty funny. :picard1: |
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2914159)
Whats funnier than that is watching him eat the toast as he passes out...he stabs himself in the eye with the toast, wakes himself up, takes a bite, passes out again...and this process continues on until he is finished and calls the waitress a co(k whore :lolhit::lolhit::party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020::boat:
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