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10-21-2009 | 11:40 AM
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A Canadian farmer, Obama and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada . POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada is forever fertile for farming.
Obama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Washington DC so that no infidels, Republicans, Voters, or Americans can come into our precious goverment." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around DC.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds DC. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lone Star beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water.
A Canadian farmer, Obama and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada . POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada is forever fertile for farming.
Obama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Washington DC so that no infidels, Republicans, Voters, or Americans can come into our precious goverment." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around DC.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds DC. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lone Star beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water.
10-21-2009 | 11:43 AM
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Texas Logic
A Canadian farmer, Obama and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada . POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada is forever fertile for farming.
Obama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Washington DC so that no infidels, Republicans, Voters, or Americans can come into our precious goverment." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around DC.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds DC. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lone Star beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water.
A Canadian farmer, Obama and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada . POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada is forever fertile for farming.
Obama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Washington DC so that no infidels, Republicans, Voters, or Americans can come into our precious goverment." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around DC.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds DC. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lone Star beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water.
10-21-2009 | 11:53 AM
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one
Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only
$40,000' the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
All Seniors Aren't Senile
replace old man and seniors with Bigandy.
Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only
$40,000' the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
All Seniors Aren't Senile
replace old man and seniors with Bigandy.
10-21-2009 | 12:30 PM
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Texas Logic
A Canadian farmer, Obama and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada . POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada is forever fertile for farming.
Obama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Washington DC so that no infidels, Republicans, Voters, or Americans can come into our precious goverment." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around DC.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds DC. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lone Star beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water.
A Canadian farmer, Obama and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada . POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada is forever fertile for farming.
Obama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Washington DC so that no infidels, Republicans, Voters, or Americans can come into our precious goverment." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around DC.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds DC. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lone Star beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water.
Perfect.
10-21-2009 | 03:54 PM
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who was looking for one of these the other day?
I have a bravo gimble if you want to convert it
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o31529-en.html
I have a bravo gimble if you want to convert it
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o31529-en.html
10-21-2009 | 04:36 PM
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who was looking for one of these the other day?
I have a bravo gimble if you want to convert it
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o31529-en.html
I have a bravo gimble if you want to convert it
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o31529-en.html
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10-21-2009 | 05:43 PM
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