George: Since i got lazer hair removal do you think it shows off my extra nipples and the shank scar i got in the joint better?

JoeW: I think it makes you look more cut....

Jeff: Well, you know the lazer used to do that was originally invented by a french....

Tom: (Interupting Jeff) Do they do backs too?? I cant tell where my back hair stops and my ear hair starts...

Jeff: i was dating this canadian girl once and she had a third nipple on the bottom of her left foot.

George: ( excited ) holy crap i used to fu(k her grand ma

JoeW: you know george the best way not to get shanked is just let them have there way... they can take your body but they cant take your mind.

Now that's funny right there.

and I thought I was the only crazy phucker around Lake Conroe! Hey Stultz do you know David D. from lakeshore I think I met you through him?

Yep. I used to work for Lakeshore and still do on occasion. David is a friend of mine and he also helps work on the boats if we're stumped on something.

280112874754 on ebay

This is a 17ft bass boat with a 88 150 johnson run great new carpet and seats new tires two live wells the boat has no fiber glass repair and dont need none dont really have any scratches on the bottom the paint is faded over the years the fishfinder is still in new condition and still have the box i have got over 4000.00 dollers in it in the last 6 months i fished a tournement last weekend and the trolling motor is old and not in good condition its got tilt and trim in the back and front of the boat if you have any questions please send me measages or call me at 903-240-0135 this is the first thing i have sold on ebay but i know you will be satisfied thank you

That is what gives Texans a bad name

Joe....I didn't know you were selling your bass boat.