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joew. 05-10-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123605)
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine

You always did have a way with the ladies:rolleyes: I think I just got sick to my stomach thanks:(

Trojan-man 05-10-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123578)
since when do texans have a bad name, besides that guy is from canada, look at his name. and then look at what he just bought last month on ebay, pretty funny.

but you should really think about getting a new hobby because what are you doint looking at 20 year old fishing boats in the first place???

Are me and george the only ones on the lake today or what?? Come on baldwick, lets find some bikers and make them earn forty dollars the hard way!!!

Yes, some people have to work d1ckhole !!!!!























I am just glad I am not one of those people. :drink:

spk1 05-10-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123605)
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine

Obviously, his parents didnt remove the key from the HBO/Cable box when he was little. :evilb:

bigandy 05-10-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2123634)
You always did have a way with the ladies:rolleyes: I think I just got sick to my stomach thanks:(

what its not like I'm into cleveland steamers, or Rusty trombones or dirty sanchez's or something gross or degrading.

Your old roommate has a roll of film from the donkey show in mexico maybe you ought to go to the di(k doctor, you can get stuff from a toilet seat you know.

bigandy 05-10-2007 04:45 PM

or snowballing, or mushroom stamping, or bukkake, or felching or pegging or.........

what, so i have the internet. You learn things your way i learn them my way!

joew. 05-10-2007 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123674)
or snowballing, or mushroom stamping, or bukkake, or felching or pegging or.........

what, so i have the internet. You learn things your way i learn them my way!

o.k., o.k., but what the f is felching?

bigandy 05-10-2007 05:00 PM

i am not sure you really want to know...... :D

bigandy 05-10-2007 05:02 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

joew. 05-10-2007 05:05 PM

You are right. I didn't want to know. What are ya'll doin tonight?

bigandy 05-10-2007 05:10 PM

hopefully giving whomever george has on his boat an angry pirate

angry pirate:

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass. One eye closed walking like she has a peg leg. ie, an angry pirate.

Or maybe just sitting on the skanktuary and having a few cocktails. I have a cold and it sucks.


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