Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

I am pretty sure WStultz, Trojan-Man, Wee Man, Boatman22, JoeW, BigAndy, MBA6349, Rcolter, SPk1, will not have a problem with my post.......he isn't buying one of our boats...... :party-smiley-004::lolhit::coolcowboy:

Somebody is bored at home I see.

tomtbone1993

12-14-2009 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3005988)

Somebody is bored at home I see.

yes sir.......

Congrats on the sale......

Let your potential buyer know i was just bustin his balls......

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mba1620

12-14-2009 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3005975)

Do you have any pictures of your girlfriend and or wife or both??

KSims..This is club rules and if she is hotter than at least a seven (a four by our standards:hitit:) they must be nudes and video preferred. Drinks have to be purchased to the thirsty crew before the sale of Jeffroeleventythousand boat to you. And it must be enough drinks till BigAndy falls asleep. Finally, you must make love to Shironda, the club mascot nanny goat.:eek::lolhit:

bigandy

12-14-2009 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3006031)

oh and some people get to be a club 105 member without a girlfriend or a boat because of the sister with big tits clause in our club charter.... :) :evilb: :)

jeff1000man

12-15-2009 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3006043)

oh and some people get to be a club 105 member without a girlfriend or a boat because of the sister with big tits clause in our club charter.... :) :evilb: :)

This clause??? :party-smiley-004::evilb:

bigandy

12-15-2009 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3006098)

This clause??? :party-smiley-004::evilb:

dam everybody in that pic got boobies!!!

joew.

12-15-2009 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3005967)

Nobody is bumming rides...I'm the guy that is buying this boat from Jeff.
I don't get out 105-way too often...as I live in the Clear Lake area, but I imagine I'll have to make a few runs up that way to run the lake a couple times a year. Seems like a great place for running around in the Spring/Summer.

You must also put some teal on this rig since everyone on Conroe is stuck in the late 80's Or atleast some of us:party-smiley-004:

:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993

12-15-2009 09:11 AM

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HaPPy B-Day Captain Insano.....

boatman22

12-15-2009 09:20 AM

Where is the Captain Insaneo party?:eek:

KSims1868

12-15-2009 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3006098)

This clause??? :party-smiley-004::evilb:

Haha...nice. That pic just isn't big enough to fully appreciate what seems to be going on there. LARGER version highly requested (I'm sure that's also what she said later - :lolhit: J/K).

Ball busting is expected, and I can deal with it. Large quantities of alcohol are always a great way to grease the wheels of entry to a new group...understood. This summer seems to be shaping up as an intersting one.

As for the pics of wife/girlfriend...here's the best I can do at this time:

**side note...that's not our baby she's holding it's a friend's. Our baby is the 1 in the pink seat. We also have a 4 yr old.

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