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jeff1000man 01-31-2010 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3035805)
Our office is attending. This conference is going to teach me how to kick azz so we can put people in the hospital to increase our bizness.

Who's first bit(hes? I heard that that Byuwee was calling me out.
:poopoo:

MBA only buy's 35 fountains because they come with phone books sewn into the seats.

mba1620 01-31-2010 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3035825)
MBA only buy's 35 fountains because they come with phone books sewn into the seats.

I am going to drive up there and kick your azz. Then when I am done, I am going to go into your closest and get Tbone and Boatman a couple Captains shirts, while you are still crying about how busy you are. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 01-31-2010 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3035833)
I am going to drive up there and kick your azz. Then when I am done, I am going to go into your closest and get Tbone and Boatman a couple Captains shirts, while you are still crying about how busy you are. :coolcowboy:

You don't get one, because yo uare scared to own a boat.......

jeff1000man 01-31-2010 05:26 PM

> A woman who was
> beaten black and blue, goes to the
> doctor.
> Doctor: What
> happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know
what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I
have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your
husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later
she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman:
"Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and
gargled and nothing happened.
Doctor:
"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

boatman22 01-31-2010 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3034830)
Prices are sure starting to get decent on these old turds

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32628-en.html

I am not a fan of the beak boats, but I would drive this.

Hell your not a fan of any boats that run:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 01-31-2010 09:54 PM

All I know is a 99 110MPH rig with #6's is far from being a "old turd" ......

joew. 02-01-2010 08:31 AM

So biatches, what is up for this weekend. Superbowl Sunday and nobdy except Jeff has plans??????????

wstultz 02-01-2010 08:57 AM

I think Stroman is having a party. Jeffro has become quite the social animal. Maybe that can be his new nickname....Animal. Like the crazy bastard on the muppets that sperts out random noises out of the blue. This has been Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

joew. 02-01-2010 09:05 AM

So is anyone going to Stroman's, other then Jeff?

wstultz 02-01-2010 09:21 AM

We will probably stop by.


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