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01-31-2010 | 04:39 PM

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jeff1000man

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Our office is attending. This conference is going to teach me how to kick azz so we can put people in the hospital to increase our bizness.

Who's first bit(hes? I heard that that Byuwee was calling me out.

MBA only buy's 35 fountains because they come with phone books sewn into the seats.

01-31-2010 | 04:53 PM

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MBA only buy's 35 fountains because they come with phone books sewn into the seats.

I am going to drive up there and kick your azz. Then when I am done, I am going to go into your closest and get Tbone and Boatman a couple Captains shirts, while you are still crying about how busy you are.

01-31-2010 | 05:05 PM

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You don't get one, because yo uare scared to own a boat.......

01-31-2010 | 05:26 PM

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jeff1000man

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> A woman who was
> beaten black and blue, goes to the
> doctor.
> Doctor: What
> happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know
what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I
have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your
husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later
she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman:
"Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and
gargled and nothing happened.
Doctor:
"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

01-31-2010 | 06:42 PM

#33005

boatman22

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man

Prices are sure starting to get decent on these old turds

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32628-en.html

I am not a fan of the beak boats, but I would drive this.

Hell your not a fan of any boats that run

01-31-2010 | 09:54 PM

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tomtbone1993

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From: LAKE CONROE, TX

All I know is a 99 110MPH rig with #6's is far from being a "old turd" ......

02-01-2010 | 08:31 AM

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joew.

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So biatches, what is up for this weekend. Superbowl Sunday and nobdy except Jeff has plans??????????

02-01-2010 | 08:57 AM

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wstultz

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I think Stroman is having a party. Jeffro has become quite the social animal. Maybe that can be his new nickname....Animal. Like the crazy bastard on the muppets that sperts out random noises out of the blue. This has been Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.