real funny.

When is the last time you got laid not counting you porn?

Cheap throw down....http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/1604527140.html

Cheap bat boat.....http://orlando.craigslist.org/boa/1602769279.html

joe should buy that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCvNX...eature=related

1 year and 13 days, thanks for remembering.... which means im still ahead of Jeffro

oh and really, "married guy" bragging about getting laid....

thats the same as me bragging about how i enjoyed the steak i had yesterday.... duhhhh, i fuqin bought it so why on earth would i brag about enjoying it, I paid for it and it is MINE!!!

jeff, apparently new presidence has been set, you can start bragging about the hand jobs you get from the japanese animated poster above your bed!!!

btw, as long as we are all opening up... being sober makes pooping take longer but you make up for the time with the easy of wiping and not having to clean the back of the bowl

and who uses youporn anymore since your brother introduced us to the wonder that is porn in HD.... REDTUBE

so all of the stories you have told me have been false ???

Kinda what I was thinking.

Underage stuff is not allowed to be discussed.

Rule number one you dont talk about the fight club

I will ask Kim