How about Bed, Bath, and she can by her fancy fu(kin place mats by herself because I'm going to the Lake.

Do you think that name is too long?

What is a place mat? Does it mean that you don't have to clean the table when dinner is finshed, or do you still have to clean the table anyway? If you still have to clean the table, then why have the placemats. If that is the case, why use plates? Why not just eat off the nice clean table???

I'm telling you, if I come home talking like our favorite Yankee.........

fughetaboutit. How u doin??

I don't have them since i don't have a table. That is the perks of living in a barn. Sounds like SPK1 has already gotten in a nice few Saturdays.

Its the same concept as throw pillows. some sammich maker decided it was a good idea to stack more chit on the bed to put on and take off every day. p:

Like the Chad simulator? That that is one monster stack of pillows in there.

Make sure that fishing boat doesn't float away.

Hey you all there, do we have any winedrinkers at oso?

no

whose boat is it in your lift? Did you plan that strategically? All this nice weather, you go out of town, and some ass sticks a fishing boat in your lift for 3 weeks

If the two of yout's didn't sleep till 4pm, you would notice that my neighbor actually takes it fishing sometimes.