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Old 05-17-2007 | 12:37 PM
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i asume garbage the ethanol clean uped. Everyone I have talked to including Fountain thinks that is the problem

Do you have fuel flow yet? What did you do to fix the problem?
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Old 05-17-2007 | 12:38 PM
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Do you have fuel flow yet? What did you do to fix the problem?
my cure is to replace everything.....
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Old 05-17-2007 | 12:45 PM
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What was wrong with the fuel
Some truckers pissed in it
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Old 05-17-2007 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
my cure is to replace everything.....
Did you get the lines replace that go to the tank? When did this happen? I have been out of the loop.
When did you get the pick up tubes out of the tank? Did Hodges do that for you?
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Old 05-17-2007 | 01:00 PM
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Old 05-17-2007 | 01:07 PM
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Rusty Tbone,

you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!!

Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon.....
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Old 05-17-2007 | 01:31 PM
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Rusty Tbone,

you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!!

Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon.....
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Old 05-17-2007 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
Did you get the lines replace that go to the tank? When did this happen? I have been out of the loop.
When did you get the pick up tubes out of the tank? Did Hodges do that for you?
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
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Old 05-17-2007 | 01:34 PM
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i am not even suppose to be here today....

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Old 05-17-2007 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
you should have recycled them and then we could have gone to the strip club with two dollar bills
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