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#3506
Rusty Tbone,
you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!!
Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon.....
you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!!
Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon.....
#3507
Rusty Tbone,
you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!!
Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon.....
you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!!
Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon.....
#3508
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
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