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bigandy 01-18-2011 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3300269)
Good to hear bud. If anything changes, I will cut it off for free! What are friends for, right?

and i will cauterize the wound with a blow torch.... im just sayin, someone has too.

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3300215)
how many hours on the sea ray? what is it doing up at TMR??

about that many, and taking out the engine that is worn out.

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3300269)
Good to hear bud. If anything changes, I will cut it off for free! What are friends for, right?

He can probably get it done with a butter knfe and a hamburger flipper :evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 01-18-2011 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300217)
Well boys, good news, i got to keep the finger. My throttle hand is alive and well. Good to see all the volunteers at the Christmas party on Saturday and good to know the TOPPS club is alive and well for another year. Great job Jeff and Trojan Man.

Shewwwww, :picard1:Thats good to hear! I bet next time you will think twice before you stick your finger in a strippers butthole. :party-smiley-048:

wstultz 01-18-2011 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3300476)
Shewwwww, :picard1:Thats good to hear! I bet next time you will think twice before you stick your finger in a strippers butthole. :party-smiley-048:

LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They then had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

spk1 01-18-2011 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300633)
LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They them had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

Its crazy how long it took them to find a tumor, glad to hear the source has been located, that constant pain was a bunch of bs!

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300633)
LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They then had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

So, Cadaver bone???? That brings a whole new meaning to wondering where a finger has been.

Wasn't there a movie about transplanting a hand or something like that??

What was the outcome in that situation??

joew. 01-18-2011 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300633)
LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They then had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

Man.... That could have come from anywhere. A chick, random black pimp, The drummer from Def Lep's arm, or even Micheal Jackson...

I would say I purchased Ronnie Lott's finger off ebay and that it has been frozen since 1985 when Ronnie decided to cut off his own pinky so he could continue to play in the season finale against the Cowboys.

That sounds way better then what ever f ags finger you really got. Man imagine how many dudes butts that thing has been in, nasty:evilb::evilb:

joew. 01-18-2011 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3300640)
So, Cadaver bone???? That brings a whole new meaning to wondering where a finger has been.

Wasn't there a movie about transplanting a hand or something like that??

What was the outcome in that situation??

I think the hook is always a good option

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 04:52 PM

Come by the shop. We are almost finished over there.

All the new blue stuff looks a lot better. :coolcowboy:


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