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Old 01-25-2011 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
weather looks good for saturday


Partly Cloudy High
69°F

Precip
10%

Wind: From SSW at 7 mph
Humidity: 67%
UV Index: 5 Moderate


Sunrise: 7:16 AM CT
Avg. High: 59°F
Record High: 87°F (1975
Wear yore long johns country boy
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Old 01-25-2011 | 12:37 PM
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Wear yore long johns country boy
we didn't need them sunday
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Old 01-25-2011 | 02:17 PM
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Good deal

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Old 01-25-2011 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
It is from Texas. I am sure some one knows the history. I bet it goes something like...

Man I just got a great deal on this scarab, I put this bad azz stereo in it and life is great.


Fu(k I blew a trany, It has a knock, my wife hates it.....

Bye, bye, scarab

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Old 01-25-2011 | 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
It is from Texas. I am sure some one knows the history. I bet it goes something like...

Man I just got a great deal on this scarab, I put this bad azz stereo in it and life is great.


Fu(k I blew a trany, It has a knock, my wife hates it.....

Bye, bye, scarab

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If it is in Vegas, he should try to take it to that Pawn Stars place. It will go something like this.

Rick: I like the boat it is really cool and I know these things are worth a lot of money

Old Man: Well friend what do you wnat to do, pawn it or sell it

Scarab Guy: I want 50K for it. I know there are a lot of them out there and they are worth a fortune.

Rick: I am gonna have to call my buddy David in for a look at it and he can tell me what it is worth.

David: POS, POS, POS

Old man: ok friend, what do you think you want for it now.

Scarab guy: 29K

Rick: I'll give you $500 in cash money

Scarab guy: I just spent 3000 on the tranny

Old Man: you sick bastard, get out of my shop. We don't tolerate trannies around here and the guys that like them can get out too.
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Old 01-25-2011 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
If it is in Vegas, he should try to take it to that Pawn Stars place. It will go something like this.

Rick: I like the boat it is really cool and I know these things are worth a lot of money

Old Man: Well friend what do you wnat to do, pawn it or sell it

Scarab Guy: I want 50K for it. I know there are a lot of them out there and they are worth a fortune.

Rick: I am gonna have to call my buddy David in for a look at it and he can tell me what it is worth.

David: POS, POS, POS

Old man: ok friend, what do you think you want for it now.

Scarab guy: 29K

Rick: I'll give you $500 in cash money

Scarab guy: I just spent 3000 on the tranny

Old Man: you sick bastard, get out of my shop. We don't tolerate trannies around here and the guys that like them can get out too.
I can't believe that actually made me chuckle.
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Old 01-25-2011 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by spk1
I cant do it alone
I have the gloves
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Old 01-26-2011 | 01:38 AM
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I am going to have to re-instate a mandatory once a week meeting at either outback-fajitajacks-eldos, or papas. Once a week between the hours of 6pm and 11pm, every bs thread member must show up for at least 15mins, 1 beer, or dinner. There will be a 2-3beer maximum placed on all meetings to discourage any dui bs. If you guys dont start getting together more, we are all going to need white ford broncos.
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Old 01-26-2011 | 07:44 AM
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JoeW,tbone....best of luck for your mom and dad......Our thoughts are with them...
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Old 01-26-2011 | 09:02 AM
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Thanks everyone!
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